Koana

Hi! I’m Koana. And I have a few questions.<br/><br/>Like...<br/><br/>What’s that?<br/>Can I chase it?<br/>Is that the hose?!<br/>Can I have the hose?!<br/>WHY ARE WE NOT PLAYING WITH THE WATER HOSE RIGHT NOW?!<br/><br/>The hose is, without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind. I would happily spend my entire day chasing water. <br/><br/>I’m a playful, curious, athletic girl who LOVES attention. I’m basically a Velcro dog with a tiny independent streak. I’ll follow you around the house, then occasionally wander off to investigate something extremely important... like a squirrel. <br/><br/>And when I want affection, I have a very specific technique. I will wedge myself between your legs, fold myself practically in half, and wait for the belly rubs. Yes, I realize I am a rather large Rottweiler. No, I do not understand why that should prevent me from becoming a pretzel in your lap. <br/><br/>I’m also a total lover. I’ll lean my head against you and give you my paw because apparently that is how I say, “You’re my person.” <br/><br/>But here’s the part I don’t understand... <br/><br/>I’ve been returned to the same shelter FOUR TIMES.<br/><br/>Four.<br/><br/>I’m not really sure why. <br/><br/>Maybe it’s because my adoption fee was only seven dollars, and apparently some people thought that meant I was a $7 impulse purchase instead of an actual living, feeling dog who needed commitment. <br/><br/>Whatever the reason, the rescue is making sure my fifth chapter is the one where I find my forever home!<br/><br/>I can be a little suspicious when I first meet people, especially men, and loud voices or quick movements can make me nervous. I’ve learned that sometimes people aren’t very gentle, so I’m still learning that I’m safe now. But give me patience, kindness, and a little time, and you’ll see the real me come out.<br/><br/>And the real me?<br/><br/>I’m a little lover. I’m smart. I learn quickly. I know sit, down, and paw, and I’m working on wait. I even figured out the dog door all by myself because apparently I have places to be. <br/><br/>I’m athletic and would LOVE a family who wants to actually do things with me.<br/><br/>Hiking? YES.<br/>Training? YES.<br/>Adventures? ABSOLUTELY.<br/>A job to do? Please and thank you. <br/><br/>I’m generally calm in the house and settle nicely. I’m happy sleeping in my bed, preferably near my people, and I’m perfectly fine being home alone. I’ll even sleep at your feet while you watch TV. <br/><br/>Other dogs? I’ve done well with a big older boy and enjoy playing with dogs who want to play. I would probably love having a male dog around my size as a buddy.<br/><br/>I do have a very high prey drive, though, so squirrels, rabbits, lizards, and frogs should probably consider relocating. <br/><br/>And if you have a hose?<br/><br/>Well... I’m already packing. <br/><br/>I’ve been given four chances already.<br/><br/>I’m really hoping someone will give me the one that counts. <br/><br/>The chance to stop being the dog who gets returned... and finally become the dog who gets home. <br/><br/>Love,<br/>Koana <br/><br/>P.S. If you adopt me, please understand that you are also adopting a part time squirrel patrol officer and a full time hose enthusiast. There will be no refunds on either position.

Hi! I’m Koana. And I have a few questions.

Like...

What’s that?
Can I chase it?
Is that the hose?!
Can I have the hose?!
WHY ARE WE NOT PLAYING WITH THE WATER HOSE RIGHT NOW?!

The hose is, without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind. I would happily spend my entire day chasing water.

I’m a playful, curious, athletic girl who LOVES attention. I’m basically a Velcro dog with a tiny independent streak. I’ll follow you around the house, then occasionally wander off to investigate something extremely important... like a squirrel.

And when I want affection, I have a very specific technique. I will wedge myself between your legs, fold myself practically in half, and wait for the belly rubs. Yes, I realize I am a rather large Rottweiler. No, I do not understand why that should prevent me from becoming a pretzel in your lap.

I’m also a total lover. I’ll lean my head against you and give you my paw because apparently that is how I say, “Y

Hi! I’m Koana. And I have a few questions.

Like...

What’s that?
Can I chase it?
Is that the hose?!
Can I have the hose?!
WHY ARE WE NOT PLAYING WITH THE WATER HOSE RIGHT NOW?!

The hose is, without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind. I would happily spend my entire day chasing water.

I’m a playful, curious, athletic girl who LOVES attention. I’m basically a Velcro dog with a tiny independent streak. I’ll follow you around the house, then occasionally wander off to investigate something extremely important... like a squirrel.

And when I want affection, I have a very specific technique. I will wedge myself between your legs, fold myself practically in half, and wait for the belly rubs. Yes, I realize I am a rather large Rottweiler. No, I do not understand why that should prevent me from becoming a pretzel in your lap.

I’m also a total lover. I’ll lean my head against you and give you my paw because apparently that is how I say, “You’re my person.”

But here’s the part I don’t understand...

I’ve been returned to the same shelter FOUR TIMES.

Four.

I’m not really sure why.

Maybe it’s because my adoption fee was only seven dollars, and apparently some people thought that meant I was a $7 impulse purchase instead of an actual living, feeling dog who needed commitment.

Wha