Kane

This is Kane. He had to flee NM after allegedly committing tax fraud, which is tough when you're a 100-pound Rottweiler with no access to accounting software. He's laying low now and rebuilding his life one chicken treat at a time.<br/><br/>Kane is convinced he's a lap dog. If you sit down, you've agreed to cuddles — it's legally binding. He's affectionate, smart, mildly dramatic, and very food motivated.<br/><br/>He enjoys short, relaxed walks and exploring at his own pace. Recent X-rays showed severe arthritis in his front elbow from untreated elbow dysplasia (turns out crime doesn't pay... especially for your joints). He's currently comfortable, but an orthopedic consult would be a good idea, and he'll likely need pain management as he ages. It doesn't slow him down much — he just prefers the “retired mastermind” lifestyle over marathon training.<br/><br/>If you're looking for a big, loving, loyal companion who wants to be your shadow (and your lap dog), Kane is your guy.

This is Kane. He had to flee NM after allegedly committing tax fraud, which is tough when you're a 100-pound Rottweiler with no access to accounting software. He's laying low now and rebuilding his life one chicken treat at a time.

Kane is convinced he's a lap dog. If you sit down, you've agreed to cuddles — it's legally binding. He's affectionate, smart, mildly dramatic, and very food motivated.

He enjoys short, relaxed walks and exploring at his own pace. Recent X-rays showed severe arthritis in his front elbow from untreated elbow dysplasia (turns out crime doesn't pay... especially for your joints). He's currently comfortable, but an orthopedic consult would be a good idea, and he'll likely need pain management as he ages. It doesn't slow him down much — he just prefers the “retired mastermind” lifestyle over marathon training.

If you're looking for a big, loving, loyal companion who wants to be your shadow (and your lap dog), Kane is your guy.

This is Kane. He had to flee NM after allegedly committing tax fraud, which is tough when you're a 100-pound Rottweiler with no access to accounting software. He's laying low now and rebuilding his life one chicken treat at a time.

Kane is convinced he's a lap dog. If you sit down, you've agreed to cuddles — it's legally binding. He's affectionate, smart, mildly dramatic, and very food motivated.

He enjoys short, relaxed walks and exploring at his own pace. Recent X-rays showed severe arthritis in his front elbow from untreated elbow dysplasia (turns out crime doesn't pay... especially for your joints). He's currently comfortable, but an orthopedic consult would be a good idea, and he'll likely need pain management as he ages. It doesn't slow him down much — he just prefers the “retired mastermind” lifestyle over marathon training.

If you're looking for a big, loving, loyal companion who wants to be your shadow (and your lap dog), Kane is your guy.