Julius Caesar

Meet Julius Caesar<br/>AKA: The cutest tiny dictator<br/><br/>Vibe Check:<br/>Distinguished senior statesman. Low drama. High cuddle diplomacy.<br/><br/>Fun Fact:<br/>Julius Caesar is a professional couch potato—but please install guardrails. His depth perception is less "military strategy" and more "abstract art".<br/><br/>Rescue: Albert’s Dog Lounge<br/>Age: Senior (aged like a fine Roman wine)<br/>Weight: 12 lbs of pure imperial elegance<br/><br/>Health Notes (All Hail the Honest Scroll):<br/>Julius's vision isn’t great, and his hearing may be questionable… or he may simply be choosing peace and ignoring you. Et tu, Brutus? He is on Optimune ($55 per tube) but doesn't mind it.<br/><br/>Current Residence:<br/>Monroe, WI (far from Rome, but still respectable)<br/><br/>Activity Level:<br/>Low… except for his daily, non-negotiable Zoomies of the Republic™<br/><br/>Social Skills:<br/>Dogs (will politely relocate if play gets too rowdy)<br/>Cats<br/>Older, respectful kids<br/>Loves the ladies, but REALLY loves men. Full-butt-wag allegiance. No judgment—everyone has a type.<br/><br/>Sleep Style: Strictly dog beds only. No furniture hopping. No risky jumps. Julius believes in peace, stability, and not falling off things.<br/><br/>Dining Preferences: Stella & Chewy’s raw kibble topped with meat, served twice daily. Refined palate. No counter surfing. Knows his lane and stays in it.<br/><br/>Bark-O-Meter: 0/10 Julius believes barking is beneath a civilized ruler.<br/><br/>Shedding Meter: 0/10 (but yes—regular grooming is required. Great hair doesn’t govern itself.)<br/><br/>Fashion Sense: A toga. Of course.<br/><br/>Signature Color: Crimson—because it pops against his inky black fur.<br/><br/>Extras:<br/><br/>Walk-Out Song: "Julius Caesar" by French Montana<br/>Favorite Pastime: Sunny day naps on the deck<br/>Best Feature: Softest fur ever. Must missing a crown of laurel leaves<br/>Signature Move: Locate soft bed → immediate nap<br/><br/>Love Language: Car rides on a cozy blanket, lounging near your desk on a plush dog bed, or chewing a marrow bone while you watch TV. If given the option, Julius would chew marrow bones 24/7 without regret.<br/><br/>The Final Decree: Julius Caesar is happy, cuddly, and deeply committed to chin scratches—his greatest joy in life. He thrives on routine, sleeps through the night, and is a pee-pad professional on the rare occasion one is needed.<br/><br/>In summary:<br/>Julius Caesar is ready to lay down his laurel crown and retire directly into your heart. But will he find a home before the Ides of March?<br/><br/>Neutered<br/>Microchipped<br/>Working on potty training. Uses belly bands and pee pads for now.<br/>Good on a leash and improving<br/>Does not need a crate, just a comfy dog bed<br/>UTD on vaccinations<br/>UTD on preventatives<br/><br/>Albert's Dog Lounge is a specialty rescue focusing primarily on senior and special needs dogs.<br/><br/>Our process includes an approved application, reference checks, a homevisit, and then a meet and greet with the dog. Adoption fee is $350, ($600 for a pair). Learn more about Albert's Dog Lounge, our mission, and adoption policies by visiting Albertsdoglounge.org.<br/><br/>Begin your application process by copying this link into your web browser: https://www.albertsdoglounge.org/apply<br/><br/>WI Dept. Of Agriculture License Number: 474085-DS<br/><br/>NOTE ABOUT AGING A DOG: Aging a dog, based on looking at them, is unreliable and usually inaccurate. We get to know each dog as an individual and will do our best to describe each of our dogs based on personality and their needs.<br/><br/>Puppy - Under 6 months<br/>Young Adult - 6 months to 2 years<br/>Adult - 2 years to 8 years<br/>Senior - 8 years to 12 years<br/>Golden Oldie - 12+ years

Meet Julius Caesar
AKA: The cutest tiny dictator

Vibe Check:
Distinguished senior statesman. Low drama. High cuddle diplomacy.

Fun Fact:
Julius Caesar is a professional couch potato—but please install guardrails. His depth perception is less "military strategy" and more "abstract art".

Rescue: Albert’s Dog Lounge
Age: Senior (aged like a fine Roman wine)
Weight: 12 lbs of pure imperial elegance

Health Notes (All Hail the Honest Scroll):
Julius's vision isn’t great, and his hearing may be questionable… or he may simply be choosing peace and ignoring you. Et tu, Brutus? He is on Optimune ($55 per tube) but doesn't mind it.

Current Residence:
Monroe, WI (far from Rome, but still respectable)

Activity Level:
Low… except for his daily, non-negotiable Zoomies of the Republic™

Social Skills:
Dogs (will politely relocate if play gets too rowdy)
Cats
Older, respectful kids
Loves the ladies, but REALLY loves men. Full-butt-wa

Meet Julius Caesar
AKA: The cutest tiny dictator

Vibe Check:
Distinguished senior statesman. Low drama. High cuddle diplomacy.

Fun Fact:
Julius Caesar is a professional couch potato—but please install guardrails. His depth perception is less "military strategy" and more "abstract art".

Rescue: Albert’s Dog Lounge
Age: Senior (aged like a fine Roman wine)
Weight: 12 lbs of pure imperial elegance

Health Notes (All Hail the Honest Scroll):
Julius's vision isn’t great, and his hearing may be questionable… or he may simply be choosing peace and ignoring you. Et tu, Brutus? He is on Optimune ($55 per tube) but doesn't mind it.

Current Residence:
Monroe, WI (far from Rome, but still respectable)

Activity Level:
Low… except for his daily, non-negotiable Zoomies of the Republic™

Social Skills:
Dogs (will politely relocate if play gets too rowdy)
Cats
Older, respectful kids
Loves the ladies, but REALLY loves men. Full-butt-wag allegiance. No judgment—everyone has a type.

Sleep Style: Strictly dog beds only. No furniture hopping. No risky jumps. Julius believes in peace, stability, and not falling off things.

Dining Preferences: Stella & Chewy’s raw kibble topped with meat, served twice daily. Refined palate. No counter surfing. Knows his lane and stays in it.

Bark-O-Meter: 0/10 Julius believ