Honey

Say hi to Honey! She's a ~2-year-old American Bully and basically a 67-lb cartoon character in a velvet hippo suit.<br/><br/>Honey is the full holiday package: perfectly house- and crate-trained, a professional couch potato, a world-class zoomie athlete, and a champion cuddler with dramatic sighs that could earn her a seasonal Hallmark movie deal. When she asks for attention, she honks like a festive little goose - please clap.<br/><br/>Her hobbies include laying directly on top of you like a living space heater, dramatically falling off the couch and taking forever to regroup, and pretending she needs assistance climbing onto the bed.<br/><br/>She’s fully house- and crate-trained, extremely polite in public, and has the kind of sweet, goofy personality that could make even a mall Santa break character. She’s dog-friendly, human-obsessed, and believes personal space is a myth invented by grinches.<br/><br/>Her playstyle is enthusiastic and a bit paw-forward, so she’d do best with sturdy humans and dog friends. She thinks small animals are extremely interesting, so a cat-free home will keep everyone’s stress levels healthy.<br/><br/>Honey has been learning her manners with positive reinforcement and picks things up quickly - as long as snacks are involved. Many snacks. All the snacks.<br/><br/>Honey also answers to: Couch Potato, Sofa Walrus, Meatball, Compact Rhino, Holly Jolly Hippo, Sugarplum Squishmallow, Pocket Dinosaur, Jingle Belly, Snorlax, The Christmas Honk, and whatever you yell when she’s doing zoomies. <br/><br/>Sold!? Apply to adopt here: https://www.bennysbest.org/available-pets<br/>We'll even throw in free wrapping paper to surprise your spouse with.<br/><br/>Have more questions or would love to fight over which nickname is superior? Feel free to reach out to us at sandra@bennysbest<br/><br/>Boy do we love her. Ugh.

Say hi to Honey! She's a ~2-year-old American Bully and basically a 67-lb cartoon character in a velvet hippo suit.

Honey is the full holiday package: perfectly house- and crate-trained, a professional couch potato, a world-class zoomie athlete, and a champion cuddler with dramatic sighs that could earn her a seasonal Hallmark movie deal. When she asks for attention, she honks like a festive little goose - please clap.

Her hobbies include laying directly on top of you like a living space heater, dramatically falling off the couch and taking forever to regroup, and pretending she needs assistance climbing onto the bed.

She’s fully house- and crate-trained, extremely polite in public, and has the kind of sweet, goofy personality that could make even a mall Santa break character. She’s dog-friendly, human-obsessed, and believes personal space is a myth invented by grinches.

Her playstyle is enthusiastic and a bit paw-forward, so she’d do best with sturdy humans and dog friends. She thinks sma

Say hi to Honey! She's a ~2-year-old American Bully and basically a 67-lb cartoon character in a velvet hippo suit.

Honey is the full holiday package: perfectly house- and crate-trained, a professional couch potato, a world-class zoomie athlete, and a champion cuddler with dramatic sighs that could earn her a seasonal Hallmark movie deal. When she asks for attention, she honks like a festive little goose - please clap.

Her hobbies include laying directly on top of you like a living space heater, dramatically falling off the couch and taking forever to regroup, and pretending she needs assistance climbing onto the bed.

She’s fully house- and crate-trained, extremely polite in public, and has the kind of sweet, goofy personality that could make even a mall Santa break character. She’s dog-friendly, human-obsessed, and believes personal space is a myth invented by grinches.

Her playstyle is enthusiastic and a bit paw-forward, so she’d do best with sturdy humans and dog friends. She thinks small animals are extremely interesting, so a cat-free home will keep everyone’s stress levels healthy.

Honey has been learning her manners with positive reinforcement and picks things up quickly - as long as snacks are involved. Many snacks. All the snacks.

Honey also answers to: Couch Potato, Sofa Walrus, Meatball, Compact Rhino, Holly Jolly Hippo, Sugarplum Squishmallow, Pocket D