Gloria

I like ‘em big... I like ‘em chunky... <br/>Okay okay, I didn't write that, but Moto Moto definitely gets me. What can I say? Confidence recognizes confidence.<br/><br/>Hey there, I'm Gloria—a lap dog trapped in a bulldog's body. Yes, I'm aware I don't really fit in your lap but that will not stop me from climbing directly into your lap like I'm a teacup chihuahua. If you've got a couch (or honestly just legs), I've got a spot. I am very smart and know lots of commands. I will definitely let you know if I'm cold and need a blanket.<br/><br/>I'm currently on a self-care journey—think diet, exercise, and trying not to inhale snacks like a vacuum. I'm putting in the work, but I still believe in balance... mostly between naps and meals.<br/><br/>Likes:<br/><br/><br/> Sitting directly on you (personal space is a myth)<br/> Belly rubs that last forever<br/> Short walks followed by longer naps<br/> Being told I'm pretty (because I am)<br/><br/><br/>Dislikes:<br/><br/><br/> Storms (rude and unnecessary)<br/> Fireworks (absolutely not, call it off)<br/> Being told I've had “enough treats”<br/><br/><br/>Ideal Match:<br/>Someone strong enough to handle a loving, slightly squishy bulldog who thinks she's tiny. Bonus points if you'll comfort me during storms and don't mind a clingy cuddle buddy who may or may not drool on you.<br/><br/>Closing Line:<br/>If you like your girls big, cuddly, and full of personality... I might just be your Moto Moto moment.

I like ‘em big... I like ‘em chunky...
Okay okay, I didn't write that, but Moto Moto definitely gets me. What can I say? Confidence recognizes confidence.

Hey there, I'm Gloria—a lap dog trapped in a bulldog's body. Yes, I'm aware I don't really fit in your lap but that will not stop me from climbing directly into your lap like I'm a teacup chihuahua. If you've got a couch (or honestly just legs), I've got a spot. I am very smart and know lots of commands. I will definitely let you know if I'm cold and need a blanket.

I'm currently on a self-care journey—think diet, exercise, and trying not to inhale snacks like a vacuum. I'm putting in the work, but I still believe in balance... mostly between naps and meals.

Likes:


Sitting directly on you (personal space is a myth)
Belly rubs that last forever
Short walks followed by longer naps
Being told I'm pretty (because I am)


Dislikes:


Storms (rude and unnecessary)
Fireworks (absolutely no

I like ‘em big... I like ‘em chunky...
Okay okay, I didn't write that, but Moto Moto definitely gets me. What can I say? Confidence recognizes confidence.

Hey there, I'm Gloria—a lap dog trapped in a bulldog's body. Yes, I'm aware I don't really fit in your lap but that will not stop me from climbing directly into your lap like I'm a teacup chihuahua. If you've got a couch (or honestly just legs), I've got a spot. I am very smart and know lots of commands. I will definitely let you know if I'm cold and need a blanket.

I'm currently on a self-care journey—think diet, exercise, and trying not to inhale snacks like a vacuum. I'm putting in the work, but I still believe in balance... mostly between naps and meals.

Likes:


Sitting directly on you (personal space is a myth)
Belly rubs that last forever
Short walks followed by longer naps
Being told I'm pretty (because I am)


Dislikes:


Storms (rude and unnecessary)
Fireworks (absolutely not, call it off)
Being told I've had “enough treats”


Ideal Match:
Someone strong enough to handle a loving, slightly squishy bulldog who thinks she's tiny. Bonus points if you'll comfort me during storms and don't mind a clingy cuddle buddy who may or may not drool on you.

Closing Line:
If you like your girls big, cuddly, and full of personality... I might just b