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ATTENTION, EVERYONE! FRITZ HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, AND YOUR PEACEFUL HOUSEHOLD IS ABOUT TO GET A LOT MORE INTERESTING!<br/>Hello, humans. I'm Fritz, a 5-month-old, 20.6-pound puppy with absolutely NO BUSINESS being this adorable and absolutely NO INTENTION of acting like a boring adult anytime soon.<br/>I am currently accepting applications for a forever home, preferably one with a human who understands that puppies require toys, attention, snacks, and a suspicious amount of nonsense on a daily basis.<br/>Am I cute? Obviously.<br/>Am I innocent? That's between me and my lawyer.<br/>Will I make you laugh? Almost certainly.<br/>I'm still a puppy, which means I'm basically a furry teenager with questionable decision-making skills and a bright future in household entertainment.<br/>AND NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS!<br/>My adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $85!<br/>That includes my distemper/parvo vaccine, rabies vaccine, vet exam, fecal test for parasites, general dewormer, neuter, and microchip before I go home with you.<br/>So basically, you get a lifetime supply of puppy shenanigans for $85, and I'll even come with my important paperwork handled!<br/>Think you're ready for this level of adorable chaos?<br/>Call Talladega Animal Control at 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me!<br/>SHARE THIS POST! My future human could be scrolling Facebook right now, completely unaware that their new best friend is sitting here waiting for them.<br/>Love,<br/>Fritz<br/>5 months old. 20.6 pounds. Zero experience being boring.

ATTENTION, EVERYONE! FRITZ HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, AND YOUR PEACEFUL HOUSEHOLD IS ABOUT TO GET A LOT MORE INTERESTING!
Hello, humans. I'm Fritz, a 5-month-old, 20.6-pound puppy with absolutely NO BUSINESS being this adorable and absolutely NO INTENTION of acting like a boring adult anytime soon.
I am currently accepting applications for a forever home, preferably one with a human who understands that puppies require toys, attention, snacks, and a suspicious amount of nonsense on a daily basis.
Am I cute? Obviously.
Am I innocent? That's between me and my lawyer.
Will I make you laugh? Almost certainly.
I'm still a puppy, which means I'm basically a furry teenager with questionable decision-making skills and a bright future in household entertainment.
AND NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS!
My adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $85!
That includes my distemper/parvo vaccine, rabies vaccine, vet exam, fecal test for parasites, general dewormer, neuter, and microchip before I go home with you.

ATTENTION, EVERYONE! FRITZ HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, AND YOUR PEACEFUL HOUSEHOLD IS ABOUT TO GET A LOT MORE INTERESTING!
Hello, humans. I'm Fritz, a 5-month-old, 20.6-pound puppy with absolutely NO BUSINESS being this adorable and absolutely NO INTENTION of acting like a boring adult anytime soon.
I am currently accepting applications for a forever home, preferably one with a human who understands that puppies require toys, attention, snacks, and a suspicious amount of nonsense on a daily basis.
Am I cute? Obviously.
Am I innocent? That's between me and my lawyer.
Will I make you laugh? Almost certainly.
I'm still a puppy, which means I'm basically a furry teenager with questionable decision-making skills and a bright future in household entertainment.
AND NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS!
My adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $85!
That includes my distemper/parvo vaccine, rabies vaccine, vet exam, fecal test for parasites, general dewormer, neuter, and microchip before I go home with you.
So basically, you get a lifetime supply of puppy shenanigans for $85, and I'll even come with my important paperwork handled!
Think you're ready for this level of adorable chaos?
Call Talladega Animal Control at 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me!
SHARE THIS POST! My future human could be scrolling Facebook right now, completely unaware that their new best friend is sit