Fred & Ethel (Bonded Pair of Seniors)

Fred and Ethel are living proof that age is just a number and personal opinions are forever. These two miniature pinschers are estimated to be around 15 years old and weigh about 12 pounds each. Theyve reached that wonderful stage of life where they know exactly what they like, exactly what they dont like, and feel absolutely no obligation to pretend otherwise.<br/><br/>Like their famous namesakes, Fred and Ethel are a package deal filled with personality, commentary, and impeccable comedic timing. They love attention and affection, and they genuinely enjoy being heldright up until the precise moment they decide theyre finished. At that point, the meeting has concluded and you are expected to respect their decision.<br/><br/>These two are wonderfully social and surprisingly chatty. They have thoughts about everything and aren't shy about sharing them. Coming home? They'll have comments. Making dinner? They'll supervise. Sitting down without inviting them? They'll file a formal complaint. Life with Fred and Ethel is never boring because there is always an ongoing conversation.<br/><br/>Despite their independent streak, they genuinely want to be near their people. Wherever you are, chances are Fred and Ethel would like to be there too. Not necessarily on top of you, mind you. Just close enough to keep tabs on household operations and ensure standards are being maintained.<br/><br/>And while time may have claimed a few teeth along the way, it certainly hasn't diminished their enthusiasm for meals. These two approach dinnertime with the excitement of dogs half their age and the confidence of seasoned professionals. They know exactly what they want, and fortunately what they want is food.<br/><br/>The truth is that Fred and Ethel deserve a soft landing. They deserve cozy beds, sunny spots, loving humans, and all the affection they've earned over their many years. Their puppy days may be behind them, but their capacity for love, companionship, and making you laugh is very much intact.<br/><br/>Fred and Ethel are spayed/neutered, microchipped, up to date on vaccines, and negative for heartworm and tick disease on their 4DX tests. Healthy, happy, and ready for their next chapter, they are looking for a family willing to appreciate all the charm that comes with a pair of distinguished seniors.<br/><br/>If you've been searching for two loyal companions with big personalities, strong opinions, and hearts full of love, Fred and Ethel are ready to spend their golden years making your life infinitely more entertaining.<br/><br/>Want to meet them? Please fill out our application at azhartt.org/adopt<br/><br/>Requirements include meeting everyone in the household, dog intros (if applicable), and a home check.<br/><br/>Adoption applications are approved on a best-fit basis.<br/><br/>We do not do out-of-state adoptions.<br/><br/>Adoption Fee: $150

Fred and Ethel are living proof that age is just a number and personal opinions are forever. These two miniature pinschers are estimated to be around 15 years old and weigh about 12 pounds each. Theyve reached that wonderful stage of life where they know exactly what they like, exactly what they dont like, and feel absolutely no obligation to pretend otherwise.

Like their famous namesakes, Fred and Ethel are a package deal filled with personality, commentary, and impeccable comedic timing. They love attention and affection, and they genuinely enjoy being heldright up until the precise moment they decide theyre finished. At that point, the meeting has concluded and you are expected to respect their decision.

These two are wonderfully social and surprisingly chatty. They have thoughts about everything and aren't shy about sharing them. Coming home? They'll have comments. Making dinner? They'll supervise. Sitting down without inviting them? They'll file a formal complaint. Life with Fred and Ethel is never bor

Fred and Ethel are living proof that age is just a number and personal opinions are forever. These two miniature pinschers are estimated to be around 15 years old and weigh about 12 pounds each. Theyve reached that wonderful stage of life where they know exactly what they like, exactly what they dont like, and feel absolutely no obligation to pretend otherwise.

Like their famous namesakes, Fred and Ethel are a package deal filled with personality, commentary, and impeccable comedic timing. They love attention and affection, and they genuinely enjoy being heldright up until the precise moment they decide theyre finished. At that point, the meeting has concluded and you are expected to respect their decision.

These two are wonderfully social and surprisingly chatty. They have thoughts about everything and aren't shy about sharing them. Coming home? They'll have comments. Making dinner? They'll supervise. Sitting down without inviting them? They'll file a formal complaint. Life with Fred and Ethel is never boring because there is always an ongoing conversation.

Despite their independent streak, they genuinely want to be near their people. Wherever you are, chances are Fred and Ethel would like to be there too. Not necessarily on top of you, mind you. Just close enough to keep tabs on household operations and ensure standards are being maintained.

And while time may have claimed a few