Fish

WELCOME TO THE 12TH PRECINCT…<br/><br/>Tonight’s case file stars one brindle Lab Retriever named Fish.<br/>At 61lbs, Fish has officially been booked into “doggie jail” on charges including:<br/>Excessive tail wagging<br/>Soliciting belly rubs from strangers<br/>Possession of puppy dog eyes with intent to charm<br/>Possible counter surfing (allegedly)<br/>Stealing hearts across Greene County<br/><br/>Like his famous Barney Miller namesake, Fish may look like he’s seen a thing or two in life, but underneath that detective exterior is a sweet, lovable guy just trying to make it through another shift. <br/><br/>Fish is currently serving time at the shelter while waiting for someone to post bail in the form of a forever home. He promises to do his best… though he cannot guarantee there won’t occasionally be missing snacks, suspicious zoomies, or unauthorized couch investigations. <br/><br/>What Fish really wants is a family willing to love him for both the good and the goofy moments. A family that understands no dog is perfect — but the best dogs are the ones who make life more entertaining along the way. <br/><br/>So if you’re looking for a loyal partner, a lovable partner-in-crime, and a four-legged detective ready to crack the case of “Who’s A Good Boy?”… Fish is reporting for duty.

WELCOME TO THE 12TH PRECINCT…

Tonight’s case file stars one brindle Lab Retriever named Fish.
At 61lbs, Fish has officially been booked into “doggie jail” on charges including:
Excessive tail wagging
Soliciting belly rubs from strangers
Possession of puppy dog eyes with intent to charm
Possible counter surfing (allegedly)
Stealing hearts across Greene County

Like his famous Barney Miller namesake, Fish may look like he’s seen a thing or two in life, but underneath that detective exterior is a sweet, lovable guy just trying to make it through another shift.

Fish is currently serving time at the shelter while waiting for someone to post bail in the form of a forever home. He promises to do his best… though he cannot guarantee there won’t occasionally be missing snacks, suspicious zoomies, or unauthorized couch investigations.

What Fish really wants is a family willing to love him for both the good and the goofy moments. A family that understands no dog is perfect —

WELCOME TO THE 12TH PRECINCT…

Tonight’s case file stars one brindle Lab Retriever named Fish.
At 61lbs, Fish has officially been booked into “doggie jail” on charges including:
Excessive tail wagging
Soliciting belly rubs from strangers
Possession of puppy dog eyes with intent to charm
Possible counter surfing (allegedly)
Stealing hearts across Greene County

Like his famous Barney Miller namesake, Fish may look like he’s seen a thing or two in life, but underneath that detective exterior is a sweet, lovable guy just trying to make it through another shift.

Fish is currently serving time at the shelter while waiting for someone to post bail in the form of a forever home. He promises to do his best… though he cannot guarantee there won’t occasionally be missing snacks, suspicious zoomies, or unauthorized couch investigations.

What Fish really wants is a family willing to love him for both the good and the goofy moments. A family that understands no dog is perfect — but the best dogs are the ones who make life more entertaining along the way.

So if you’re looking for a loyal partner, a lovable partner-in-crime, and a four-legged detective ready to crack the case of “Who’s A Good Boy?”… Fish is reporting for duty.