Fiona

Meet Fiona: your cardio coach, lifeguard, and chaos coordinator in one compact Beagle mix. Energy level: nuclear. If you’re looking for a chill Netflix buddy, keep scrolling. Fiona wakes up like she’s late for the Olympics and stays there all day. (Although she does love nighttime snuggles.) Non‐negotiable roommates: other large, sturdy dogs who enjoy full‐contact WWE cosplay. Small dogs and delicate egos need not apply. Hobbies: cannonballing into any body of water, re‐arranging your throw pillows via zoomies, and inventing new wrestling moves with names we can’t print. Skills: parkour, mud facials, selective hearing, and turning your tidy yard into a training montage. People: loves you but loves tag‐team smackdowns more. Think “camp counselor who skipped nap time forever.” She loves all people, but probably no little kids unless they aren't your favorites because she'll happily bowl them over on her way to play. Cats, pocket pets, breakable heirlooms: probably safer without her professional enthusiasm nearby. Yard: fenced, tall, and preferably with a splash zone. A kiddie pool is her love language. Exercise: two-a-day workouts, enrichment, and a canine sparring partner who also thinks “tired” is a myth. Fiona is that friend who texts “let’s do something dumb” and then brings a slip ’n slide. She’s brilliant, hilarious, and a lot — the good kind, if you’re into endorphins and wet dogs. She’s been “a little too much” for approximately everyone, which is why she’s somehow still single. If your home features: -at least one large, playful dog who body‐slams for fun, -a calendar with “run, swim, wrestle, repeat,” then congratulations: you might be Fiona’s unicorn. Apply today and achieve what many have attempted and none have completed: successfully adopting Fiona. Bring towels. And a hype dog. Half of her adoption fee has been sponsored thanks to an incredible donor! ...

Meet Fiona: your cardio coach, lifeguard, and chaos coordinator in one compact Beagle mix. Energy level: nuclear. If you’re looking for a chill Netflix buddy, keep scrolling. Fiona wakes up like she’s late for the Olympics and stays there all day. (Although she does love nighttime snuggles.) Non‐negotiable roommates: other large, sturdy dogs who enjoy full‐contact WWE cosplay. Small dogs and delicate egos need not apply. Hobbies: cannonballing into any body of water, re‐arranging your throw pillows via zoomies, and inventing new wrestling moves with names we can’t print. Skills: parkour, mud facials, selective hearing, and turning your tidy yard into a training montage. People: loves you but loves tag‐team smackdowns more. Think “camp counselor who skipped nap time forever.” She loves all people, but probably no little kids unless they aren't your favorites because she'll happily bowl them over on her way to play. Cats, pocket pets, breakable heirlooms: probably safer without her professional enthusiasm nearby. Yard: fenced

Meet Fiona: your cardio coach, lifeguard, and chaos coordinator in one compact Beagle mix. Energy level: nuclear. If you’re looking for a chill Netflix buddy, keep scrolling. Fiona wakes up like she’s late for the Olympics and stays there all day. (Although she does love nighttime snuggles.) Non‐negotiable roommates: other large, sturdy dogs who enjoy full‐contact WWE cosplay. Small dogs and delicate egos need not apply. Hobbies: cannonballing into any body of water, re‐arranging your throw pillows via zoomies, and inventing new wrestling moves with names we can’t print. Skills: parkour, mud facials, selective hearing, and turning your tidy yard into a training montage. People: loves you but loves tag‐team smackdowns more. Think “camp counselor who skipped nap time forever.” She loves all people, but probably no little kids unless they aren't your favorites because she'll happily bowl them over on her way to play. Cats, pocket pets, breakable heirlooms: probably safer without her professional enthusiasm nearby. Yard: fenced, tall, and preferably with a splash zone. A kiddie pool is her love language. Exercise: two-a-day workouts, enrichment, and a canine sparring partner who also thinks “tired” is a myth. Fiona is that friend who texts “let’s do something dumb” and then brings a slip ’n slide. She’s brilliant, hilarious, and a lot — the good kind, if you’re into endorphins and wet dogs. She’s been “a little too much