Echo

Echo - neutered senior male<br/>55 pounds<br/>24 inches at the shoulder <br/>Approx 10 years old<br/><br/>SEEKING RETIREMENT HOME. PENSION NOT INCLUDED. <br/><br/>Meet Echo, approximately 10 years old, 55 pounds, and officially ready to retire.<br/><br/>Echo has worked very hard his entire life.<br/><br/>We do not know at what.<br/><br/>But he is done now.<br/><br/>Echo is a distinguished older gentleman with a luxurious coat, absolutely no teeth, one slightly questionable hip, and the kind of face that suggests he just remembered where he parked the car.<br/><br/>Earlier this summer, Echo had every single tooth removed after years of painful dental disease. He is now healed, comfortable, and discovering the many things one can accomplish without teeth.<br/><br/>For example, gumming the grass.<br/><br/>Not eating it.<br/><br/>Gumming it.<br/><br/>We do not know why he does it.<br/><br/>Echo knows why.<br/><br/>Echo will not be taking questions at this time.<br/><br/>HOME LIFE: House-trained, nondestructive, and an accomplished napper. Echo is very easy to live with, provided you are not expecting him to get a job or contribute around the house in any meaningful way.<br/><br/>HUMAN RELATIONS: Excellent. Echo loves people. Men, women, kids, strangers. If you have hands and are willing to use them for petting purposes, your application has already made it through the first round.<br/><br/> CANINE COWORKERS: Echo can live with other dogs after appropriate introductions. He is more interested in peaceful coexistence than participating in WrestleMania.<br/><br/>TRANSPORTATION: Excellent passenger. Happy to accompany you on errands and other important senior citizen business.<br/><br/>MAINTENANCE: Echo has long-standing muscle atrophy and arthritis in his left hip. His future family will need to keep him lean, appropriately active, and continue his joint care.<br/><br/>Echo feels this is a reasonable arrangement considering he will be handling the napping.<br/><br/>In return, Echo promises to contribute absolutely nothing financially to the household.<br/><br/>At this stage in his career, Echo is looking for a simple retirement package:<br/>-A comfortable bed. Several, ideally.<br/>-Leisurely walks with sufficient time allotted for smelling things.<br/>-Snacks.<br/>-Someone to periodically tell him what a good boy he is.<br/>-Continued access to grass for reasons that remain confidential.<br/>-And a person to belong to.<br/><br/>If your household currently has an opening for a gentle, toothless retiree with excellent manners, questionable lawn-related hobbies, and very little earning potential, Echo would like to be considered for the position.<br/><br/>His qualifications are limited.<br/><br/>His references are excellent.<br/><br/>His salary expectations are frankly unreasonable.<br/><br/>Echo would like to review your application. <br/><br/>Adoption fee is $200. He is neutered, microchipped, dewormed and current on vaccines.

Echo - neutered senior male
55 pounds
24 inches at the shoulder
Approx 10 years old

SEEKING RETIREMENT HOME. PENSION NOT INCLUDED.

Meet Echo, approximately 10 years old, 55 pounds, and officially ready to retire.

Echo has worked very hard his entire life.

We do not know at what.

But he is done now.

Echo is a distinguished older gentleman with a luxurious coat, absolutely no teeth, one slightly questionable hip, and the kind of face that suggests he just remembered where he parked the car.

Earlier this summer, Echo had every single tooth removed after years of painful dental disease. He is now healed, comfortable, and discovering the many things one can accomplish without teeth.

For example, gumming the grass.

Not eating it.

Gumming it.

We do not know why he does it.

Echo knows why.

Echo will not be taking questions at this time.

HOME LIFE: House-trained, nondestructive, and an accomplish

Echo - neutered senior male
55 pounds
24 inches at the shoulder
Approx 10 years old

SEEKING RETIREMENT HOME. PENSION NOT INCLUDED.

Meet Echo, approximately 10 years old, 55 pounds, and officially ready to retire.

Echo has worked very hard his entire life.

We do not know at what.

But he is done now.

Echo is a distinguished older gentleman with a luxurious coat, absolutely no teeth, one slightly questionable hip, and the kind of face that suggests he just remembered where he parked the car.

Earlier this summer, Echo had every single tooth removed after years of painful dental disease. He is now healed, comfortable, and discovering the many things one can accomplish without teeth.

For example, gumming the grass.

Not eating it.

Gumming it.

We do not know why he does it.

Echo knows why.

Echo will not be taking questions at this time.

HOME LIFE: House-trained, nondestructive, and an accomplished napper. Echo is very easy to live with, provided you are not expecting him to get a job or contribute around the house in any meaningful way.

HUMAN RELATIONS: Excellent. Echo loves people. Men, women, kids, strangers. If you have hands and are willing to use them for petting purposes, your application has already made it through the first round.

CANINE COWORKERS: Echo can liv