<h1> Disney's Dating Profile</h1><br/><br/><p><strong>Name:</strong>Disney<br /><strong>Age:</strong>Middle-aged<br /><strong>Height:</strong>80 lbs of handsome<br /><strong>Looking for:</strong>A long-term relationship with someone who appreciates leisurely walks, quality naps, and a gentleman with opinions.</p><br/><br/><h3>About Me</h3><br/><br/><p>I'm a handsome, distinguished gentleman who has left my wild youth behind. These days, I prefer<strong>sedate walks and loving pets</strong>over exhausting adventures.</p><br/><br/><p>I used to chase squirrels. Now I prefer to<strong>watch squirrels</strong>. From a window. While lying down. Honestly, I've matured.</p><br/><br/><p>I'm also a bit of a conversationalist. I communicate through grunts, snuffs, and my signature<strong>whisper bark</strong>. I save my full bark for important matterslike suspicious delivery trucks and squirrels who fail to respect my personal boundaries.</p><br/><br/><p>I'm not really a furniture guy, but give me a good window and I'll happily keep an eye on the neighborhood. I don't hand out kisses to just anyone, either.<strong>I like to keep those for special occasions and special people.</strong></p><br/><br/><h3>My Green Flags </h3><br/><br/><ul><br/><br/><li>I know<strong>sit</strong>.</li><br/><br/><li>I can<strong>wait patiently for food</strong>.</li><br/><br/><li>I walk politely on a leash.</li><br/><br/><li>I can hang out in an unfenced yard without causing trouble.</li><br/><br/><li>I've met a cat and respectfully ignored her.</li><br/><br/><li>I've met a toddler, gave her a quick lick, and then calmly watched her play.</li><br/><br/><li>I'm an excellent napper.</li><br/><br/><li>I have strong opinions about delivery trucks.</li><br/><br/></ul><br/><br/><h3>What I'm Looking For</h3><br/><br/><p>Someone who appreciates a<strong>big, mellow guy with a little personality</strong>.</p><br/><br/><p>I can get along with other dogs, although I prefer to take things slow. I do well with my female dog friend, but my relationship with my male roommate has developed into something of a<strong>competition for who gets the most human attention</strong>. I'm not saying I'm jealous... I'm just saying I believe I deserve my fair share of the pets.</p><br/><br/><p>A meet-and-greet would be recommended if you already have a dog. Or, if you'd rather have me all to yourself, I'm perfectly happy being your<strong>one-and-only gentleman.</strong></p><br/><br/><h3>Dealbreakers </h3><br/><br/><ul><br/><br/><li>People who expect me to chase squirrels.</li><br/><br/><li>Suspicious delivery trucks.</li><br/><br/><li>Sharing the spotlight with another handsome gentleman.</li><br/><br/><li>Anyone who thinks 80 pounds is too much dog. (I prefer to think of it as<strong>80 pounds of love and personality</strong>.)</li><br/><br/></ul><br/><br/><h3>My Ideal Date </h3><br/><br/><p>A nice leisurely walk.<br />Some quality window watching.<br />A few loving pets.<br />Maybe a snack.<br />Then a long nap while I contemplate the important questions in lifesuch as why squirrels continue to trespass.</p><br/><br/><p><strong>Swipe right if you're looking for a mature gentleman who has his priorities straight.</strong></p>

Disney's Dating Profile

Name:Disney
Age:Middle-aged
Height:80 lbs of handsome
Looking for:A long-term relationship with someone who appreciates leisurely walks, quality naps, and a gentleman with opinions.

About Me

I'm a handsome, distinguished gentleman who has left my wild youth behind. These days, I prefersedate walks and loving petsover exhausting adventures.

I used to chase squirrels. Now I prefer towatch squirrels. From a window. While lying down. Honestly, I've matured.

I'm also a bit of a conversationalist. I communicate through grunts, snuffs, and my signaturewhisper bark. I save my full bark for important matterslike suspicious delivery trucks and squirrels who fail to respect my personal boundaries.

I'm not really a furniture guy, but give me a good window and I'll happily keep an

Disney's Dating Profile

Name:Disney
Age:Middle-aged
Height:80 lbs of handsome
Looking for:A long-term relationship with someone who appreciates leisurely walks, quality naps, and a gentleman with opinions.

About Me

I'm a handsome, distinguished gentleman who has left my wild youth behind. These days, I prefersedate walks and loving petsover exhausting adventures.

I used to chase squirrels. Now I prefer towatch squirrels. From a window. While lying down. Honestly, I've matured.

I'm also a bit of a conversationalist. I communicate through grunts, snuffs, and my signaturewhisper bark. I save my full bark for important matterslike suspicious delivery trucks and squirrels who fail to respect my personal boundaries.

I'm not really a furniture guy, but give me a good window and I'll happily keep an eye on the neighborhood. I don't hand out kisses to just anyone, either.I like to keep those for special occasions and special people.

My Green Flags

• I knowsit.



• I canwait patiently for food.



• I walk politely on a leash.



• I can hang out in an unfe
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