Daisy Duke 5819 D

<p>Hi. I'm Daisy. I'm 7 pounds of premium, artisanal, small-batch rage.</p><br/><br/><p>I am a resource guarder, which means if you have something I want, it's not yours anymore. It's ours . Actually, it's mine . I will die on this hill. I will die on every hill. I have never met a hill I wouldn't die on.</p><br/><br/><p>I do not like other dogs. I do not like children. I do not like your children, your neighbor's children, or the concept of children in general. I have seen things. I am 7 pounds of unprocessed trauma and I will absolutely square up with a Great Dane if he looks at my snack the wrong way.</p><br/><br/><p>What I need:</p><br/><br/><p>An adult-only home with no other pets</p><br/><br/><p>Someone who understands that "spicy" is not a phase, it's a lifestyle</p><br/><br/><p>A person who respects boundaries, because I have them. All of them. Every boundary that has ever existed? Mine now.</p><br/><br/><p>Someone who thinks my attitude is funny and not a problem to be fixed</p><br/><br/><p>What I offer:</p><br/><br/><p>Unwavering loyalty to exactly one (1) human</p><br/><br/><p>The kind of protection usually reserved for much larger dogs</p><br/><br/><p>Entertainment value that cannot be purchased</p><br/><br/><p>A reminder that love doesn't always come soft and gentlesometimes it comes with teeth and a manifesto</p><br/><br/><p>I am not a starter dog. I am not a family dog. I am a personality with paws. If you want a dog who will worship you unconditionally and get along with everyone, I am not your girl.</p><br/><br/><p>But if you want a tiny, furious roommate who will make you feel chosen every single day?</p><br/><br/><p>Apply within. Bring treats. No eye contact.</p><br/><br/><p>Our adoption fee helps offset the cost of preparing our guests to enter a forever home! While expenses for each animal varies, the average healthy dog or cat receives $500 in medical treatment between intake and adoption. Variables in the cost are conditional based on guest needs with some topping out at thousands of dollars.</p><br/><br/><p>Our adoption always includes:</p><br/><br/><p>Basic health and wellness check by trained vet staff<br />Spay/Neuter<br />Microchip with registration<br />Up-to-date on vaccinations (including rabies vaccine)<br />Deworming, heartworm prevention and flea control<br />Basic Groom/Bath<br />Feline leukemia/FIV Combo test<br />Heartworm test<br />Post Adoption Benefits:<br />Complementary veterinary wellness exam from AllPets Veterinary Clinic<br />30-day free pet insurance policy from Trupanion<br />30-day subscription to DOGtv<br />LIFEtime Commitment from LIFEHouse for Animals<br />LIFEtime Pet Companion Support from LIFEHouse for Animals</p><br/><br/><p>A best friend for life!</p> Please visit our website https://www.lifehouse4animals.org to learn more about this amazing pet and to see other available dogs and cats.

Hi. I'm Daisy. I'm 7 pounds of premium, artisanal, small-batch rage.

I am a resource guarder, which means if you have something I want, it's not yours anymore. It's ours . Actually, it's mine . I will die on this hill. I will die on every hill. I have never met a hill I wouldn't die on.

I do not like other dogs. I do not like children. I do not like your children, your neighbor's children, or the concept of children in general. I have seen things. I am 7 pounds of unprocessed trauma and I will absolutely square up with a Great Dane if he looks at my snack the wrong way.

What I need:

An adult-only home with no other pets

Someone who understands that "spicy" is not a phase, it's a lifestyle

A person who respects boundaries, because I have them. All of them. Every boundary that has ever existed? Mine now.

Someone who thinks my attitude is funny and not a problem to be fixed

What I offer:

Hi. I'm Daisy. I'm 7 pounds of premium, artisanal, small-batch rage.

I am a resource guarder, which means if you have something I want, it's not yours anymore. It's ours . Actually, it's mine . I will die on this hill. I will die on every hill. I have never met a hill I wouldn't die on.

I do not like other dogs. I do not like children. I do not like your children, your neighbor's children, or the concept of children in general. I have seen things. I am 7 pounds of unprocessed trauma and I will absolutely square up with a Great Dane if he looks at my snack the wrong way.

What I need:

An adult-only home with no other pets

Someone who understands that "spicy" is not a phase, it's a lifestyle

A person who respects boundaries, because I have them. All of them. Every boundary that has ever existed? Mine now.

Someone who thinks my attitude is funny and not a problem to be fixed

What I offer:

Unwavering loyalty to exactly one (1) human

The kind of protection usually reserved for much larger dogs

Entertainment value that cannot be purchased

A reminder that love doesn't always come soft and gentlesometimes it comes with teeth and a manifesto

I am not a starter dog. I am not a family dog. I am a personality with paws. If