Carmy

💥 Meet Carmy: Who Needs A Man When You Can Have THIS Man? 💥<br/><br/><br/>Single, stunning, and slightly dramatic (doesn’t he sound perfect already?!), Carmy is the whole package. At just 2 to 3 years old, this handsome block-head of a heartthrob is out here living his best main-character life, and he’s looking for a human to join his story.<br/><br/><br/>Carmy has that rugged, misunderstood bad-boy energy, but with the emotional depth of a Keith Sweat song (YouTube it, youngsters). He’ll melt into your lap like butter, then act personally offended when you get up to grab a snack.<br/><br/><br/>Let’s be clear: Carmy will need to be your one and only. He’s not here to play fetch with your cousin’s doodle. He’s not interested in “making friends” or “doggy playdates.” Nah, Carmy is the Beyoncé of dogs- he doesn’t share the stage.<br/><br/><br/>He’s loyal. He’s hilarious. He’s dramatic. He will judge all your neighbors as he relentlessly keeps watch out the window. Then beg for a walk only to decide 10 minutes later that it's too hot. He’s an entire mood.<br/><br/><br/><br/>🔥 What Carmy brings to the table:<br/><br/><br/>Olympic-level “woos” when excited and gold medal recall!<br/><br/><br/>Excellent golfing skills<br/><br/><br/>Judging your neighbors more than even the crankiest member of neighborhood watch.<br/><br/><br/>A head like a bowling ball and a heart just as big<br/><br/><br/>A RBF that’ll have the mailman questioning his life choices<br/><br/><br/>💅 What he’s not bringing:<br/><br/><br/>A tolerance for other dogs (he said what he said)<br/><br/><br/>Independent nature. Sleeping alone is overrated anyway. This guy wants to snuggle.<br/><br/><br/>Too much energy. A mile long walk and he is ready to chill.<br/><br/><br/>If you’ve got a dog-free home, a good sense of humor, and the emotional bandwidth to love something THIS MUCH—then congratulations, you may have just found your soulmate. Let’s be honest, who needs a guy when THIS guy is all you’ll need.<br/><br/><br/>Adopt Carmy. He’s got the looks, the loyalty, and the big energy your life’s been missing.<br/><br/>Carmy is fostered in the Madison, WI area.<br/><br/><br/>Albert's Dog Lounge is a specialty rescue focusing primarily on senior and special needs dogs.<br/><br/><br/>Our process includes an approved application, reference checks, a homevisit, and then a meet and greet with the dog. Adoption fee is $350, ($600 for a pair). Learn more about Albert's Dog Lounge, our mission, and adoption policies by visiting Albertsdoglounge.org.<br/><br/><br/>Begin your application process by copying this link into your web browser: https://www.albertsdoglounge.org/apply<br/><br/><br/>WI Dept. Of Agriculture License Number: 474085-DS<br/><br/><br/>NOTE ABOUT AGING A DOG: Aging a dog, based on looking at them, is unreliable and usually inaccurate. We get to know each dog as an individual and will do our best to describe each of our dogs based on personality and their needs.<br/><br/><br/>Puppy - Under 6 months<br/>Young Adult - 6 months to 2 years<br/>Adult - 2 years to 8 years<br/>Senior - 8 years to 12 years<br/>Golden Oldie - 12+ years

💥 Meet Carmy: Who Needs A Man When You Can Have THIS Man? 💥


Single, stunning, and slightly dramatic (doesn’t he sound perfect already?!), Carmy is the whole package. At just 2 to 3 years old, this handsome block-head of a heartthrob is out here living his best main-character life, and he’s looking for a human to join his story.


Carmy has that rugged, misunderstood bad-boy energy, but with the emotional depth of a Keith Sweat song (YouTube it, youngsters). He’ll melt into your lap like butter, then act personally offended when you get up to grab a snack.


Let’s be clear: Carmy will need to be your one and only. He’s not here to play fetch with your cousin’s doodle. He’s not interested in “making friends” or “doggy playdates.” Nah, Carmy is the Beyoncé of dogs- he doesn’t share the stage.


He’s loyal. He’s hilarious. He’s dramatic. He will judge all your neighbors as he relentlessly keeps watch out the window. Then beg for a walk only to decide 10 minutes later that it's

💥 Meet Carmy: Who Needs A Man When You Can Have THIS Man? 💥


Single, stunning, and slightly dramatic (doesn’t he sound perfect already?!), Carmy is the whole package. At just 2 to 3 years old, this handsome block-head of a heartthrob is out here living his best main-character life, and he’s looking for a human to join his story.


Carmy has that rugged, misunderstood bad-boy energy, but with the emotional depth of a Keith Sweat song (YouTube it, youngsters). He’ll melt into your lap like butter, then act personally offended when you get up to grab a snack.


Let’s be clear: Carmy will need to be your one and only. He’s not here to play fetch with your cousin’s doodle. He’s not interested in “making friends” or “doggy playdates.” Nah, Carmy is the Beyoncé of dogs- he doesn’t share the stage.


He’s loyal. He’s hilarious. He’s dramatic. He will judge all your neighbors as he relentlessly keeps watch out the window. Then beg for a walk only to decide 10 minutes later that it's too hot. He’s an entire mood.



🔥 What Carmy brings to the table:


Olympic-level “woos” when excited and gold medal recall!


Excellent golfing skills


Judging your neighbors more than even the crankiest member of neighborhood watch.


A head like a bowling ball and a heart just as big


A RBF that’ll have the mailman