Brad

Brad... aka Bradley Cooper... aka Brad Pitt <br/>(he contains multitudes and at least 3 identities)<br/><br/>Brad has been with us since October 2025, which at this point feels less like a shelter stay and more like a long-running residency. Sir... it is time to go HOME.<br/><br/>Let's get into it:<br/><br/>Is he a stout 60lb boy?<br/> Yes. Built like he could help you move furniture but would rather sit on your foot for emotional support.<br/><br/>Does he get along with other dogs?<br/> Yes. No drama. No group chats. Just vibes.<br/><br/>Is he intimidating in his kennel?<br/> Also yes. He looks like he's about to ask if you have a meeting scheduled.<br/><br/>BUT THEN-<br/><br/>You stop walking...<br/>...and this man gently puts his paw through the gate like,<br/>"hi excuse me I am baby "<br/><br/>Does he pull on the leash?<br/> Oh, 100%. Brad leaves the shelter like he just heard "FREE FOOD OUTSIDE."<br/>...but give him a minute and he's like,<br/>"ah yes, a calm stroll, I am refined."<br/><br/>Does he know his names?<br/> Every single one. Brad. Bradley Cooper. Brad Pitt.<br/>Call him anything and he's like, "yes that's me, I'm booked and busy."<br/><br/> Here's the deal:<br/>Brad is 75% tough guy, 25% clingy little spoon<br/>...and honestly? That's a perfect ratio.<br/><br/>He has been overlooked since October, probably because he puts on his "don't perceive me" face in the kennel...<br/>but the SECOND you give him attention, he turns into your shadow.<br/><br/>Like... personal space? Never heard of her.<br/><br/> If you've been waiting for a sign-this is it.<br/>Come meet Brad. Laugh at Brad. Fall in love with Brad.<br/><br/>Adopt Brad. He's tired of paying rent in attention.

Brad... aka Bradley Cooper... aka Brad Pitt
(he contains multitudes and at least 3 identities)

Brad has been with us since October 2025, which at this point feels less like a shelter stay and more like a long-running residency. Sir... it is time to go HOME.

Let's get into it:

Is he a stout 60lb boy?
Yes. Built like he could help you move furniture but would rather sit on your foot for emotional support.

Does he get along with other dogs?
Yes. No drama. No group chats. Just vibes.

Is he intimidating in his kennel?
Also yes. He looks like he's about to ask if you have a meeting scheduled.

BUT THEN-

You stop walking...
...and this man gently puts his paw through the gate like,
"hi excuse me I am baby "

Does he pull on the leash?
Oh, 100%. Brad leaves the shelter like he just heard "FREE FOOD OUTSIDE."
...but give him a minute and he's like,
"ah yes, a calm stroll, I am refined."

Does he know his names?

Brad... aka Bradley Cooper... aka Brad Pitt
(he contains multitudes and at least 3 identities)

Brad has been with us since October 2025, which at this point feels less like a shelter stay and more like a long-running residency. Sir... it is time to go HOME.

Let's get into it:

Is he a stout 60lb boy?
Yes. Built like he could help you move furniture but would rather sit on your foot for emotional support.

Does he get along with other dogs?
Yes. No drama. No group chats. Just vibes.

Is he intimidating in his kennel?
Also yes. He looks like he's about to ask if you have a meeting scheduled.

BUT THEN-

You stop walking...
...and this man gently puts his paw through the gate like,
"hi excuse me I am baby "

Does he pull on the leash?
Oh, 100%. Brad leaves the shelter like he just heard "FREE FOOD OUTSIDE."
...but give him a minute and he's like,
"ah yes, a calm stroll, I am refined."

Does he know his names?
Every single one. Brad. Bradley Cooper. Brad Pitt.
Call him anything and he's like, "yes that's me, I'm booked and busy."

Here's the deal:
Brad is 75% tough guy, 25% clingy little spoon
...and honestly? That's a perfect ratio.

He has been overlooked since October, probably because he puts on his "don't perceive me" face in the kennel...
but the SECOND you give hi