Barney (Courtesy Post)

Meet Barney!<br/><br/>Professional Snuggler Seeking Full-Time Lap Position<br/><br/>Are you looking for a roommate who doesn't party, won't chew your shoes, and thinks you are the most interesting person on the planet? Meet Barney!<br/><br/>Barney is a distinguished senior gentleman who has officially traded toys for "The Simple Life." He doesn't care for bouncy balls or squeaky rubber chickens-he's far too sophisticated for that. Instead, he specializes in:<br/><br/>The Post-Poop Zoom: A rare, majestic burst of energy that proves he's still got it.<br/><br/>Aggressive Napping: Usually in a sunbeam or, ideally, directly on your lap.<br/><br/>The "Sniff-ari": He enjoys walks, but he's not training for a marathon. He's there to read every "p-mail" on every blade of grass.<br/><br/>He's a "Velcro pup" who wants to be wherever you are. Barney is a social guy and gets along great with the whole crew-dogs, cats, and even smaller critters! While he's happy to share his home with other furry friends, his true heart belongs to his humans, and he'll always be the first in line for a lap session.<br/><br/> While he's a bit shy with strangers, once he knows you're his person (and that you have the "good" wet food), he's your shadow for life.<br/><br/>If you have a quiet home, a sunny spot on the floor, and a lap that needs filling, Barney is ready to retire with you.<br/><br/>Barney has an adoption fee of $100, if you are interested in Barnet please reach out to aareed0@outlook.com or petassist@hopeanimals.org.<br/><br/>This is a courtesy listing, meaning this dog is not part of Hope Animal Rescue's foster program. We cannot attest to the temperament or suitability of this dog for your home.

Meet Barney!

Professional Snuggler Seeking Full-Time Lap Position

Are you looking for a roommate who doesn't party, won't chew your shoes, and thinks you are the most interesting person on the planet? Meet Barney!

Barney is a distinguished senior gentleman who has officially traded toys for "The Simple Life." He doesn't care for bouncy balls or squeaky rubber chickens-he's far too sophisticated for that. Instead, he specializes in:

The Post-Poop Zoom: A rare, majestic burst of energy that proves he's still got it.

Aggressive Napping: Usually in a sunbeam or, ideally, directly on your lap.

The "Sniff-ari": He enjoys walks, but he's not training for a marathon. He's there to read every "p-mail" on every blade of grass.

He's a "Velcro pup" who wants to be wherever you are. Barney is a social guy and gets along great with the whole crew-dogs, cats, and even smaller critters! While he's happy to share his home with other furry friends, his true heart belongs to his hu

Meet Barney!

Professional Snuggler Seeking Full-Time Lap Position

Are you looking for a roommate who doesn't party, won't chew your shoes, and thinks you are the most interesting person on the planet? Meet Barney!

Barney is a distinguished senior gentleman who has officially traded toys for "The Simple Life." He doesn't care for bouncy balls or squeaky rubber chickens-he's far too sophisticated for that. Instead, he specializes in:

The Post-Poop Zoom: A rare, majestic burst of energy that proves he's still got it.

Aggressive Napping: Usually in a sunbeam or, ideally, directly on your lap.

The "Sniff-ari": He enjoys walks, but he's not training for a marathon. He's there to read every "p-mail" on every blade of grass.

He's a "Velcro pup" who wants to be wherever you are. Barney is a social guy and gets along great with the whole crew-dogs, cats, and even smaller critters! While he's happy to share his home with other furry friends, his true heart belongs to his humans, and he'll always be the first in line for a lap session.

While he's a bit shy with strangers, once he knows you're his person (and that you have the "good" wet food), he's your shadow for life.

If you have a quiet home, a sunny spot on the floor, and a lap that needs filling, Barney is ready to retire with you.

Barney has an adoption fee of $100, if you are intere