Amara

Help Wanted: Personal Assistant to Her Royal Highness, Amara <br/><br/>Hello. My name is Amara, and I am now accepting applications for my full-time Personal Assistant.<br/><br/>Please read the job description carefully. This is a demanding position, and I have very high standards.<br/><br/>Job Responsibilities:<br/> Your lap belongs to me. If I fit, I sit. If you move... I move with you.<br/> Bathroom breaks are a team activity. I will graciously allow you to use the restroom, but in return, you are expected to accompany me outside while I do my business. Its only fair.<br/> Your bed is now our bed. Personal space is not something I recognize.<br/> If I cry, your job is to determine which emergency were dealing with. There are only three possibilities:<br/><br/>* I require food.<br/>* I need to potty.<br/>* I demand scratches immediately.<br/><br/>This isnt difficult. I believe in you.<br/><br/>Additional Qualifications:<br/> Car rides are beneath me. I will tolerate them only if absolutely necessary.<br/> Other dogs are... acceptable. However, they need to understand one very important rule:<br/><br/>YOUR LAP IS MY PROPERTY.<br/><br/>Failure to enforce this policy may result in dramatic sighs, judgmental stares, and the occasional jealous tantrum.<br/><br/>In return for your loyal service, I offer unlimited cuddles, tiny kisses, unwavering devotion, and the privilege of being adored by the cutest long-haired Chihuahua princess youll ever meet.<br/><br/>If you think youre qualified to serve as my loyal subject for the next 15+ years, please submit your application to Texas Pit Crew today.<br/><br/>Warning: I am tiny, fluffy, demanding, and 100% convinced the world revolves around me... and honestly, Im pretty sure it does.

Help Wanted: Personal Assistant to Her Royal Highness, Amara

Hello. My name is Amara, and I am now accepting applications for my full-time Personal Assistant.

Please read the job description carefully. This is a demanding position, and I have very high standards.

Job Responsibilities:
Your lap belongs to me. If I fit, I sit. If you move... I move with you.
Bathroom breaks are a team activity. I will graciously allow you to use the restroom, but in return, you are expected to accompany me outside while I do my business. Its only fair.
Your bed is now our bed. Personal space is not something I recognize.
If I cry, your job is to determine which emergency were dealing with. There are only three possibilities:

* I require food.
* I need to potty.
* I demand scratches immediately.

This isnt difficult. I believe in you.

Additional Qualifications:
Car rides are beneath me. I will tolerate them only if absolutely necessary.
Other dogs are...

Help Wanted: Personal Assistant to Her Royal Highness, Amara

Hello. My name is Amara, and I am now accepting applications for my full-time Personal Assistant.

Please read the job description carefully. This is a demanding position, and I have very high standards.

Job Responsibilities:
Your lap belongs to me. If I fit, I sit. If you move... I move with you.
Bathroom breaks are a team activity. I will graciously allow you to use the restroom, but in return, you are expected to accompany me outside while I do my business. Its only fair.
Your bed is now our bed. Personal space is not something I recognize.
If I cry, your job is to determine which emergency were dealing with. There are only three possibilities:

* I require food.
* I need to potty.
* I demand scratches immediately.

This isnt difficult. I believe in you.

Additional Qualifications:
Car rides are beneath me. I will tolerate them only if absolutely necessary.
Other dogs are... acceptable. However, they need to understand one very important rule:

YOUR LAP IS MY PROPERTY.

Failure to enforce this policy may result in dramatic sighs, judgmental stares, and the occasional jealous tantrum.

In return for your loyal service, I offer unlimited cuddles, tiny kisses, unwavering devotion, and the privilege of being adored by the cutest long-haired Chihua