Agent Frank

Hello people of Earth! Agent Frank here. When I retired from the Men in Black program, I asked them not to use the flashy thingie on me, so I could remember all my cool adventures on this planet. Management agreed, but I shoulda known there’s always a catch! They took away my ability to speak Earth languages! I can still write, but it’s a lot of effort, so this will be my only written communication. A little about me: I’m 9-10 in Earth Canine years, and I’m pretty mellow now. I love to cuddle and I have a pink bear that I acquired on an early mission. I keep it with me to remind me of good friends I made back on Ursa Minor. I’m just looking for a best friend who wants to hang out with me and give me cuddles and a few scratchies. And maybe a tasty treat or two. If that sounds like a mission you’d be happy to accept, please submit the appropriate application and let’s do this!<br/>.<br/>Now accepting applications for Agent Frank. Adoption fee: $400<br/>Please submit the application on the website at www.aparn.org

Hello people of Earth! Agent Frank here. When I retired from the Men in Black program, I asked them not to use the flashy thingie on me, so I could remember all my cool adventures on this planet. Management agreed, but I shoulda known there’s always a catch! They took away my ability to speak Earth languages! I can still write, but it’s a lot of effort, so this will be my only written communication. A little about me: I’m 9-10 in Earth Canine years, and I’m pretty mellow now. I love to cuddle and I have a pink bear that I acquired on an early mission. I keep it with me to remind me of good friends I made back on Ursa Minor. I’m just looking for a best friend who wants to hang out with me and give me cuddles and a few scratchies. And maybe a tasty treat or two. If that sounds like a mission you’d be happy to accept, please submit the appropriate application and let’s do this!
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Now accepting applications for Agent Frank. Adoption fee: $400
Please submit the application on the website at www.aparn.org

Hello people of Earth! Agent Frank here. When I retired from the Men in Black program, I asked them not to use the flashy thingie on me, so I could remember all my cool adventures on this planet. Management agreed, but I shoulda known there’s always a catch! They took away my ability to speak Earth languages! I can still write, but it’s a lot of effort, so this will be my only written communication. A little about me: I’m 9-10 in Earth Canine years, and I’m pretty mellow now. I love to cuddle and I have a pink bear that I acquired on an early mission. I keep it with me to remind me of good friends I made back on Ursa Minor. I’m just looking for a best friend who wants to hang out with me and give me cuddles and a few scratchies. And maybe a tasty treat or two. If that sounds like a mission you’d be happy to accept, please submit the appropriate application and let’s do this!
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Now accepting applications for Agent Frank. Adoption fee: $400
Please submit the application on the website at www.aparn.org