Trooper

Meet TROOPER — HE SURVIVED. HE THRIVED. HE FOUND THE DANCING POST.<br/><br/>Trooper came to us from a terrible feral situation where the kittens were very, very sick. This little guy had an incredibly rough start to life, but he fought hard, kept going, and proved himself to be an absolute Trooper, which is exactly how he earned his name. <br/><br/>Once Trooper recovered, we assumed he would settle into a quiet life of toys, naps, cuddles, and other respectable kitten activities.<br/><br/>We were incorrect.<br/><br/>Trooper apparently looked at his second chance at life and said:<br/><br/>“Wonderful. Now where is the dancing post?”<br/><br/>Because judging by his adoption photos, this man has entered his Magic Mike era.<br/><br/>LOOK AT HIM. And look at the Maine Coon ear tufts!<br/><br/>One paw on the post.<br/>Body leaned back.<br/>Head tilted.<br/>Direct eye contact.<br/><br/>Sir.<br/><br/>THIS IS A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT. <br/><br/>We don't know where he received his training. We don't know who gave him the tiny invisible tear-away pants. And frankly, we've decided HR does not need to be involved.<br/><br/>What we DO know is that Trooper is willing to dance for a very important cause:<br/><br/>YOU.<br/><br/>Need a little extra money? Trooper will dance. <br/>Feeling sad? Trooper will dance.<br/>Inflation got you down? Trooper will dance.<br/>Need a little enrichment in your life? BOOK A PRIVATE SHOW. <br/><br/>Will any actual money be generated?<br/><br/>Almost certainly not.<br/><br/>In fact, once you factor in his Churu demands, you will probably operate at a significant financial loss.<br/><br/>But will your quality of life improve dramatically because a tiny orange former street urchin has apparently reinvented himself as an exotic dancer?<br/><br/>ABSOLUTELY.<br/><br/>When he's off the clock, Trooper is a sweet, playful, hilarious little survivor who deserves every wonderful thing life has to offer. He fought incredibly hard to get here, and now he's making up for lost time with all the joy, silliness, and orange-kitten shenanigans he can possibly cram into one tiny body. <br/><br/>After everything this little guy survived, seeing him healthy, happy, and apparently pursuing a career in the performing arts makes our hearts ridiculously happy.<br/><br/> - Survival skills: 10/10<br/> - Sweetness: 10/10<br/> - Dancing technique: Alarmingly advanced<br/> - Current earnings: $0.00<br/> - Churu expenses: $37.84 last month, and climbing<br/> - Eye contact with clientele: Frankly inappropriate<br/> - Tiny tear-away pants: Unconfirmed<br/> - HR complaints: Several<br/> - Ability to enrich your life: IMMEASURABLE<br/><br/>Adopt Trooper.<br/><br/>He survived the streets.<br/>He beat the odds.<br/>He found the dancing post.<br/><br/>He may not actually help pay your mortgage... but for enough Churu, this man is willing to put on a SHOW.<br/><br/><br/>Trooper comes with the following treatments that have been completed:<br/>-Neuter<br/>-Microchip<br/>-1 year subscription paid for on the microchip <br/>-Fvrcp vaccine (#1 of 2)<br/>-Felv vaccine (#1 of 2)<br/>- Rabies vaccine (good for a year)<br/>-Praziquantel dewormer 1 and 2<br/>-Pyrantel dewormer 1 and 2<br/>-Vectra flea control (good for 30 days)<br/>-Fecal exam x 2 (both negative)<br/>-Fiv/Felv blood test (Negative)<br/>-Nail trim<br/>-Bath<br/>-Is Crate trained<br/>-Litter trained<br/>-Pen trained<br/><br/>He will go home with the following:<br/>-1 free exam coupon at Best Care Animal Hospital.<br/>-A folder with vaccine certificates and all medical history.<br/>-Favorite toys<br/>-Favorite blanket <br/>-A small sample bag of Kitten food that he has been fed since he became age appropriate.<br/>The adoption fee is $375 each<br/>Feel free to ask me anything.<br/>Warmly,<br/>Beth at Love and care Kitten Adoption

Meet TROOPER — HE SURVIVED. HE THRIVED. HE FOUND THE DANCING POST.

Trooper came to us from a terrible feral situation where the kittens were very, very sick. This little guy had an incredibly rough start to life, but he fought hard, kept going, and proved himself to be an absolute Trooper, which is exactly how he earned his name.

Once Trooper recovered, we assumed he would settle into a quiet life of toys, naps, cuddles, and other respectable kitten activities.

We were incorrect.

Trooper apparently looked at his second chance at life and said:

“Wonderful. Now where is the dancing post?”

Because judging by his adoption photos, this man has entered his Magic Mike era.

LOOK AT HIM. And look at the Maine Coon ear tufts!

One paw on the post.
Body leaned back.
Head tilted.
Direct eye contact.

Sir.

THIS IS A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT.

We don't know where he received his training. We don't know who gave him the tiny invisible

Meet TROOPER — HE SURVIVED. HE THRIVED. HE FOUND THE DANCING POST.

Trooper came to us from a terrible feral situation where the kittens were very, very sick. This little guy had an incredibly rough start to life, but he fought hard, kept going, and proved himself to be an absolute Trooper, which is exactly how he earned his name.

Once Trooper recovered, we assumed he would settle into a quiet life of toys, naps, cuddles, and other respectable kitten activities.

We were incorrect.

Trooper apparently looked at his second chance at life and said:

“Wonderful. Now where is the dancing post?”

Because judging by his adoption photos, this man has entered his Magic Mike era.

LOOK AT HIM. And look at the Maine Coon ear tufts!

One paw on the post.
Body leaned back.
Head tilted.
Direct eye contact.

Sir.

THIS IS A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT.

We don't know where he received his training. We don't know who gave him the tiny invisible tear-away pants. And frankly, we've decided HR does not need to be involved.

What we DO know is that Trooper is willing to dance for a very important cause:

YOU.

Need a little extra money? Trooper will dance.
Feeling sad? Trooper will dance.
Inflation got you down? Trooper will dance.
Need a little enrichment in your life? BOOK A PRIVATE SHOW.

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