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Now Hiring: House Manager & Personal Assistant Position Overview A DIVA feline with a touch of Tortitude is seeking a reliable, attentive human to oversee all household operations. The ideal candidate will provide on-demand dining services, maintain lap availability, and expertly handle unexpected zoomie-related emergencies. Previous cat experience is appreciated but not required—training will be provided (whether you want it or not). Key Responsibilities Meal Coordination Serve breakfast promptly for breakfast and dinner Open wet food cans immediately and without hesitation. Understand that “five minutes late” is simply unacceptable. â ̃€ï ̧ Environmental Management Inspect the house regularly for optimal sunbeam placement. Adjust blinds and curtains on demand to maximize lounging opportunities. Security & Surveillance Monitor windows for suspicious birds, squirrels, neighborhood cats, and intrusive Amazon delivery drivers. Provide reassurance during any concerning household noises. Recreation Services Operate feather wands and laser pointers for a minimum of 15 uninterrupted minutes. Applaud impressive jumps and acrobatic performances. Candidate Requirements No Boundaries: Closed doors are strictly prohibited. Patience: Must graciously accept surprise wake-up calls, and “air biscuits” as desired Physical Strength: Capable of lifting heavy blankets whenever under-the-cover privileges are requested. Workplace Flexibility: Able to type around a cat occupying the center of the keyboard without complaint. Compensation & Benefits Competitive package including generous purrs, head bonks, slow blinks, and occasional leg rubs. Access to premium cuddle sessions. Shared use of warm, sunny spots on the rug Apply today! Qualified applicants should report immediately with treats and a willingness to obey their feline supervisor.<br/><br/>Please contact her foster mom at: glisten1971@yahoo.com for further info, or any questions.<br/><br/>Thank you for considering a rescued kitten!! HALO's cats and kittens can be seen at Pet Food Express in Clayton.<br/><br/>Clayton hours are every Saturday and Sunday, 10:00am-1:30pm. Clayton store is located at 5404 Ygnacio Valley Rd.<br/><br/>Please bring your own carrier!<br/><br/>For further information, please email the foster, or contacthalo@yahoo.com. To see more of our cats and dogs, go to http://www.eccchalo.org

Now Hiring: House Manager & Personal Assistant Position Overview A DIVA feline with a touch of Tortitude is seeking a reliable, attentive human to oversee all household operations. The ideal candidate will provide on-demand dining services, maintain lap availability, and expertly handle unexpected zoomie-related emergencies. Previous cat experience is appreciated but not required—training will be provided (whether you want it or not). Key Responsibilities Meal Coordination Serve breakfast promptly for breakfast and dinner Open wet food cans immediately and without hesitation. Understand that “five minutes late” is simply unacceptable. â ̃€ï ̧ Environmental Management Inspect the house regularly for optimal sunbeam placement. Adjust blinds and curtains on demand to maximize lounging opportunities. Security & Surveillance Monitor windows for suspicious birds, squirrels, neighborhood cats, and intrusive Amazon delivery drivers. Provide reassurance during any concerning household noises. Recreation Services Operate feather wa

Now Hiring: House Manager & Personal Assistant Position Overview A DIVA feline with a touch of Tortitude is seeking a reliable, attentive human to oversee all household operations. The ideal candidate will provide on-demand dining services, maintain lap availability, and expertly handle unexpected zoomie-related emergencies. Previous cat experience is appreciated but not required—training will be provided (whether you want it or not). Key Responsibilities Meal Coordination Serve breakfast promptly for breakfast and dinner Open wet food cans immediately and without hesitation. Understand that “five minutes late” is simply unacceptable. â ̃€ï ̧ Environmental Management Inspect the house regularly for optimal sunbeam placement. Adjust blinds and curtains on demand to maximize lounging opportunities. Security & Surveillance Monitor windows for suspicious birds, squirrels, neighborhood cats, and intrusive Amazon delivery drivers. Provide reassurance during any concerning household noises. Recreation Services Operate feather wands and laser pointers for a minimum of 15 uninterrupted minutes. Applaud impressive jumps and acrobatic performances. Candidate Requirements No Boundaries: Closed doors are strictly prohibited. Patience: Must graciously accept surprise wake-up calls, and “air biscuits” as desired Physical Strength: Capable of lifting heavy blankets whenever under-the-cover privileges are requested. Workplace Flex