Toast

Are you single? No kids? Planning to never own another pet?<br/>Then you might be the PERFECT match for Toast!<br/><br/>Toast is a one-of-a-kind companion who will keep you on your toes and make sure your life is never boring. She's ideally searching for someone who's ready to make her the center of their universe, because Toast fully intends to be the only thing in your life!<br/>Before applying, there a few "requirements" that must be met....<br/>-A laser pointer must be kept within arm's reach at all times. Trust us, you'll want a quick distraction ready if things get a little... chaotic. <br/>-Be prepared to be judged. Eating? Judged. Working? Judged. Simply existing? Judged. Toast is always watching. <br/>-If you own a laptop, proceed with caution. Leaving it open is considered an open invitation for Toast to sit directly on the keyboard and mysteriously draft and email to your boss that may jeopardize your career. <br/>-Other pets? Hobbies? Personal space? Toast would prefer you didn't. She's looking for a full-time fan club consisting of...you. <br/><br/>Toast is bold, hilarious, and full of personality. She's searching for someone who appreciates a little mischief, a lot of sass, and is ready to devote themselves to the Toast lifestyle.

Are you single? No kids? Planning to never own another pet?
Then you might be the PERFECT match for Toast!

Toast is a one-of-a-kind companion who will keep you on your toes and make sure your life is never boring. She's ideally searching for someone who's ready to make her the center of their universe, because Toast fully intends to be the only thing in your life!
Before applying, there a few "requirements" that must be met....
-A laser pointer must be kept within arm's reach at all times. Trust us, you'll want a quick distraction ready if things get a little... chaotic.
-Be prepared to be judged. Eating? Judged. Working? Judged. Simply existing? Judged. Toast is always watching.
-If you own a laptop, proceed with caution. Leaving it open is considered an open invitation for Toast to sit directly on the keyboard and mysteriously draft and email to your boss that may jeopardize your career.
-Other pets? Hobbies? Personal space? Toast would prefer you didn't. She's looking for a full-time fa

Are you single? No kids? Planning to never own another pet?
Then you might be the PERFECT match for Toast!

Toast is a one-of-a-kind companion who will keep you on your toes and make sure your life is never boring. She's ideally searching for someone who's ready to make her the center of their universe, because Toast fully intends to be the only thing in your life!
Before applying, there a few "requirements" that must be met....
-A laser pointer must be kept within arm's reach at all times. Trust us, you'll want a quick distraction ready if things get a little... chaotic.
-Be prepared to be judged. Eating? Judged. Working? Judged. Simply existing? Judged. Toast is always watching.
-If you own a laptop, proceed with caution. Leaving it open is considered an open invitation for Toast to sit directly on the keyboard and mysteriously draft and email to your boss that may jeopardize your career.
-Other pets? Hobbies? Personal space? Toast would prefer you didn't. She's looking for a full-time fan club consisting of...you.

Toast is bold, hilarious, and full of personality. She's searching for someone who appreciates a little mischief, a lot of sass, and is ready to devote themselves to the Toast lifestyle.