Tire (Toyo)

Meet Tire aka Toyo, a 2-month-old tiny little guy who would really like you to believe he’s just a shy, innocent baby.<br/><br/>This is propaganda.<br/><br/>This tiny little guy was found on the corner of a VERY busy street and was almost run over by multiple people before he was finally caught. And the second he was picked up, his entire personality changed:<br/><br/>“HUMAN HELP ME.”<br/>“Okay baby, I got you!”<br/>“DON’T TOUCH ME.”<br/>“Okay...”<br/>“...Actually, touch me.”<br/>“???”<br/>“And bring food.”<br/><br/>Instant purr machine. <br/><br/>But don’t let that tiny face fool you. Tire is a certified chaos gremlin who has mastered the art of looking like the smallest, most innocent little guy while secretly running the entire operation.<br/><br/> Step 1: Get rescued<br/> Step 2: Gain human trust<br/> Step 3: Secure food supply<br/> Step 4: Infiltrate kitty room<br/> Step 5: Befriend older kitties<br/> Step 6: Take over government<br/> Step 7: WORLD DOMINATION <br/><br/>And somehow... we’re already at Step 7.<br/><br/>He has infiltrated the kingdom. He has claimed the territory. He has befriended the older kitties. He has secured the snacks.<br/><br/>We are no longer in charge.<br/><br/>He’s not Autozone’s baby, but he fits right in with the older kitties and has absolutely no interest in acting like the little guy.<br/><br/>Tiny body.<br/>MASSIVE personality.<br/>One questionable brain cell.<br/>Professional purr machine.<br/>Certified chaos gremlin.<br/>Future Supreme Leader. <br/><br/>He’ll be neutered soon, but honestly, I don’t think that’s going to stop the coup.<br/><br/> THE WORLD HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A TINY LITTLE GUY.<br/><br/>Tire aka Toyo has already won.<br/><br/>Toyo is dewormed, microchipped, and has age-appropriate vaccines. His adoption will include a contract requiring his neuter at an appropriate age / size.<br/><br/>Head to wagontailsfarm.org/adopt to apply!

Meet Tire aka Toyo, a 2-month-old tiny little guy who would really like you to believe he’s just a shy, innocent baby.

This is propaganda.

This tiny little guy was found on the corner of a VERY busy street and was almost run over by multiple people before he was finally caught. And the second he was picked up, his entire personality changed:

“HUMAN HELP ME.”
“Okay baby, I got you!”
“DON’T TOUCH ME.”
“Okay...”
“...Actually, touch me.”
“???”
“And bring food.”

Instant purr machine.

But don’t let that tiny face fool you. Tire is a certified chaos gremlin who has mastered the art of looking like the smallest, most innocent little guy while secretly running the entire operation.

Step 1: Get rescued
Step 2: Gain human trust
Step 3: Secure food supply
Step 4: Infiltrate kitty room
Step 5: Befriend older kitties
Step 6: Take over government
Step 7: WORLD DOMINATION

And somehow... we’re already at Step 7.

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Meet Tire aka Toyo, a 2-month-old tiny little guy who would really like you to believe he’s just a shy, innocent baby.

This is propaganda.

This tiny little guy was found on the corner of a VERY busy street and was almost run over by multiple people before he was finally caught. And the second he was picked up, his entire personality changed:

“HUMAN HELP ME.”
“Okay baby, I got you!”
“DON’T TOUCH ME.”
“Okay...”
“...Actually, touch me.”
“???”
“And bring food.”

Instant purr machine.

But don’t let that tiny face fool you. Tire is a certified chaos gremlin who has mastered the art of looking like the smallest, most innocent little guy while secretly running the entire operation.

Step 1: Get rescued
Step 2: Gain human trust
Step 3: Secure food supply
Step 4: Infiltrate kitty room
Step 5: Befriend older kitties
Step 6: Take over government
Step 7: WORLD DOMINATION

And somehow... we’re already at Step 7.

He has infiltrated the kingdom. He has claimed the territory. He has befriended the older kitties. He has secured the snacks.

We are no longer in charge.

He’s not Autozone’s baby, but he fits right in with the older kitties and has absolutely no interest in acting like the little guy.

Tiny body.
MASSIVE personality.
One questionable brain cell.
Professional pur