Tansy

TANSY | Professional Side-Quest Coordinator<br/><br/>Do not be deceived by the enormous Disney eyes and tiny white socks. Tansy is a HURRICANE.<br/><br/>This confident little lady wakes up every morning with absolutely no itinerary, no supervision and approximately 47 urgent side quests that she has assigned herself.<br/><br/>Where is she going?<br/>She doesn't know.<br/>Why is she running?<br/>Irrelevant.<br/>Was she supposed to be over there?<br/>Almost certainly not.<br/><br/>Tansy approaches life with the confidence of someone who pays the mortgage despite contributing absolutely nothing financially. Her greatest passion, however, is FOOD. Tansy does not simply enjoy food. Tansy believes food is a fundamental human right and she is prepared to contact management if service is delayed. Breakfast? Incredible. Lunch? Revolutionary. Someone opened a packet three rooms away? SHE HAS BEEN SUMMONED.<br/><br/>And somehow, contained within this tiny chaos goblin is also an absolutely spectacular snuggler. Once she has completed her daily crimes, inspected everything you own and confirmed there are no unattended snacks, Tansy will happily curl up with you and become the sweetest, cuddliest little baby imaginable.<br/><br/>It is an astonishing rebrand.<br/><br/>Tansy is fearless, affectionate, hilarious, curious and bursting with personality. She'd love a home ready to appreciate her adventurous spirit, keep her appropriately supplied with snacks, and provide a lap for scheduled hurricane maintenance.<br/><br/>If you've been thinking, “My home is peaceful, but what if it wasn't?”<br/><br/>Tansy is accepting applications. <br/><br/>Adoption Fees<br/><br/><br/> <br/> Kittens (under 6 months): $175 or 2 for $300<br/> <br/> <br/> Adults (over 6 months): $150<br/> <br/> <br/> Seniors (10+) / Special Needs: $100<br/> <br/><br/><br/>Please Note:<br/><br/><br/> <br/> We cannot hold cats for any reason. Please only apply if you're ready to meet and welcome your new companion within 3 days of applying.<br/> <br/> <br/> Kittens under 4 months must go to a home with another friendly feline, or be adopted with a buddy. (If a kitten is excluded from this rule, it will be noted in their profile.)

TANSY | Professional Side-Quest Coordinator

Do not be deceived by the enormous Disney eyes and tiny white socks. Tansy is a HURRICANE.

This confident little lady wakes up every morning with absolutely no itinerary, no supervision and approximately 47 urgent side quests that she has assigned herself.

Where is she going?
She doesn't know.
Why is she running?
Irrelevant.
Was she supposed to be over there?
Almost certainly not.

Tansy approaches life with the confidence of someone who pays the mortgage despite contributing absolutely nothing financially. Her greatest passion, however, is FOOD. Tansy does not simply enjoy food. Tansy believes food is a fundamental human right and she is prepared to contact management if service is delayed. Breakfast? Incredible. Lunch? Revolutionary. Someone opened a packet three rooms away? SHE HAS BEEN SUMMONED.

And somehow, contained within this tiny chaos goblin is also an absolutely spectacular snuggler. Once she has completed

TANSY | Professional Side-Quest Coordinator

Do not be deceived by the enormous Disney eyes and tiny white socks. Tansy is a HURRICANE.

This confident little lady wakes up every morning with absolutely no itinerary, no supervision and approximately 47 urgent side quests that she has assigned herself.

Where is she going?
She doesn't know.
Why is she running?
Irrelevant.
Was she supposed to be over there?
Almost certainly not.

Tansy approaches life with the confidence of someone who pays the mortgage despite contributing absolutely nothing financially. Her greatest passion, however, is FOOD. Tansy does not simply enjoy food. Tansy believes food is a fundamental human right and she is prepared to contact management if service is delayed. Breakfast? Incredible. Lunch? Revolutionary. Someone opened a packet three rooms away? SHE HAS BEEN SUMMONED.

And somehow, contained within this tiny chaos goblin is also an absolutely spectacular snuggler. Once she has completed her daily crimes, inspected everything you own and confirmed there are no unattended snacks, Tansy will happily curl up with you and become the sweetest, cuddliest little baby imaginable.

It is an astonishing rebrand.

Tansy is fearless, affectionate, hilarious, curious and bursting with personality. She'd love a home ready to appreciate her adventurous spirit, keep her appropria