Socks

Do you have cities you'd like to have trampled? Trees that need to be uprooted and thrown vast distances? Mountains that require flattening? If you do, we have the cat for you! Socks is a 25+ pound kitty that is ready to do your destructive bidding. Your enemies will tremble in fear when they hear him bounding down your stairs. Is that a Tsunami? Godzilla? King Kong? "No, it's just my handsome (catnip addicted) kitty Socks". We kid because we care. Socks is an uber friendly kitty that is currently on a diet so we can get him down to his high school playing weight. Socks is good with human friends but is unsure about those doggos. So, if you've always wanted your own brontosaurus but could never work out that whole time travel problem do the next best thing and adopt our super chonky boy Socks! Socks is neutered, chipped, and fully vetted and currently a perfect office cat.

Do you have cities you'd like to have trampled? Trees that need to be uprooted and thrown vast distances? Mountains that require flattening? If you do, we have the cat for you! Socks is a 25+ pound kitty that is ready to do your destructive bidding. Your enemies will tremble in fear when they hear him bounding down your stairs. Is that a Tsunami? Godzilla? King Kong? "No, it's just my handsome (catnip addicted) kitty Socks". We kid because we care. Socks is an uber friendly kitty that is currently on a diet so we can get him down to his high school playing weight. Socks is good with human friends but is unsure about those doggos. So, if you've always wanted your own brontosaurus but could never work out that whole time travel problem do the next best thing and adopt our super chonky boy Socks! Socks is neutered, chipped, and fully vetted and currently a perfect office cat.

Do you have cities you'd like to have trampled? Trees that need to be uprooted and thrown vast distances? Mountains that require flattening? If you do, we have the cat for you! Socks is a 25+ pound kitty that is ready to do your destructive bidding. Your enemies will tremble in fear when they hear him bounding down your stairs. Is that a Tsunami? Godzilla? King Kong? "No, it's just my handsome (catnip addicted) kitty Socks". We kid because we care. Socks is an uber friendly kitty that is currently on a diet so we can get him down to his high school playing weight. Socks is good with human friends but is unsure about those doggos. So, if you've always wanted your own brontosaurus but could never work out that whole time travel problem do the next best thing and adopt our super chonky boy Socks! Socks is neutered, chipped, and fully vetted and currently a perfect office cat.