Smurf

ZERO APPLICATIONS. SMURF WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO MANAGEMENT. <br/><br/>Apparently the public has failed to notice that an extremely handsome, fun-sized gentleman in a formal tuxedo is currently accepting applications for his loving family. Smurf finds this oversight both confusing and, frankly, a little insulting. <br/><br/>At around 6 months old, Smurf follows a very demanding daily schedule:<br/><br/>Play hard. Nap harder. Wake up. Choose chaos. Repeat.<br/><br/>Fuzzy balls? Must be smacked.<br/>Wand toys? Must be conquered.<br/>Random object across the room? Probably needs investigating.<br/>Nap afterward like he just worked a 12-hour shift? Absolutely. <br/><br/>Smurf is a tiny black-and-white blur of enthusiasm who approaches playtime with the intensity of an Olympic athlete and naptime with the commitment of a middle-aged man in a recliner after Thanksgiving dinner.<br/><br/>But underneath all that tuxedo-clad nonsense is one seriously sweet and social little dude. Smurf gets along with other cats, children, AND even a doggo. Basically, his social résumé is already more impressive than most of ours.<br/><br/>His dream home comes with plenty of people to entertain, an unreasonable number of toys, and another friendly cat or kitten to join him in his very important daily business. And if you're thinking, "But where am I supposed to find another adorable kitten?" Well, how convenient that Smurf has a sister named Tippy Toes who is also available. <br/><br/>Two kittens. Double the entertainment. Double the snuggles. Double the number of things mysteriously knocked onto the floor. <br/><br/>Smurf is currently holding court at Lock City Books, 8 Market St., Lockport, NY 14094, and he would be delighted to receive visitors. Stop in, meet him, and allow him approximately 30 seconds to convince you that your home has always been missing one small man in a tuxedo.<br/><br/>THE FINE PRINT ON THIS VERY FINE GENTLEMAN:<br/>Smurf is around 6 months old, neutered, microchipped, FeLV/FIV negative, vaccinated, treated with topical flea prevention, and dewormed.<br/><br/>ONE IMPORTANT THING:<br/>Smurf needs a home with another friendly cat or kitten — or, even better, adopt him with Tippy Toes! Young kittens learn important social and behavioral skills from other kitties, and having a feline buddy gives Smurf someone appropriate to wrestle with at 2 a.m. instead of your feet.<br/><br/>So... ZERO applicants?!<br/><br/>We feel like there has been a clerical error.<br/><br/>If your home could use more laughter, more liveliness, and one ridiculously cute tuxedo boy supervising everything you do, submit an application to meet Smurf.<br/>He has openings in his schedule between zoomies. <br/><br/>To meet Smurf, please submit an application. <br/><br/>Directions to Cat by Cats Application Form:<br/>-Scroll down and click on the Visit Our Profile Page button<br/>-Click on Adoption Application <br/>-Complete the inquiry for Cat by Cat Inc. on Jotform <br/>-Once completed, the form will automatically go to Cat by Cat Inc. and you will receive a confirmation screen<br/>-An adoption specialist will review the completed form and then reach out to you. <br/><br/>We appreciate your patience as we get back to you, we are an all-volunteer organization.

ZERO APPLICATIONS. SMURF WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO MANAGEMENT.

Apparently the public has failed to notice that an extremely handsome, fun-sized gentleman in a formal tuxedo is currently accepting applications for his loving family. Smurf finds this oversight both confusing and, frankly, a little insulting.

At around 6 months old, Smurf follows a very demanding daily schedule:

Play hard. Nap harder. Wake up. Choose chaos. Repeat.

Fuzzy balls? Must be smacked.
Wand toys? Must be conquered.
Random object across the room? Probably needs investigating.
Nap afterward like he just worked a 12-hour shift? Absolutely.

Smurf is a tiny black-and-white blur of enthusiasm who approaches playtime with the intensity of an Olympic athlete and naptime with the commitment of a middle-aged man in a recliner after Thanksgiving dinner.

But underneath all that tuxedo-clad nonsense is one seriously sweet and social little dude. Smurf gets along with other cats, children, AND even a

ZERO APPLICATIONS. SMURF WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO MANAGEMENT.

Apparently the public has failed to notice that an extremely handsome, fun-sized gentleman in a formal tuxedo is currently accepting applications for his loving family. Smurf finds this oversight both confusing and, frankly, a little insulting.

At around 6 months old, Smurf follows a very demanding daily schedule:

Play hard. Nap harder. Wake up. Choose chaos. Repeat.

Fuzzy balls? Must be smacked.
Wand toys? Must be conquered.
Random object across the room? Probably needs investigating.
Nap afterward like he just worked a 12-hour shift? Absolutely.

Smurf is a tiny black-and-white blur of enthusiasm who approaches playtime with the intensity of an Olympic athlete and naptime with the commitment of a middle-aged man in a recliner after Thanksgiving dinner.

But underneath all that tuxedo-clad nonsense is one seriously sweet and social little dude. Smurf gets along with other cats, children, AND even a doggo. Basically, his social résumé is already more impressive than most of ours.

His dream home comes with plenty of people to entertain, an unreasonable number of toys, and another friendly cat or kitten to join him in his very important daily business. And if you're thinking, "But where am I supposed to find another adorable kitten?" Well, how convenient that Smurf has a sister named