Sammie

Hello, my name is Sammie, and I am currently accepting applications for a human who meets my very high standards… I am royalty after all! 👑<br/><br/>Let’s get a few things straight: I am not a lap cat, I am a couch warmer. I will sit near you, judge you, and graciously allow you to exist in my presence. Please do not attempt to pick me up. That is a bold and incorrect decision. Also, do not pet me without permission. I will let you know when it’s time. (Hint: it will usually be when you are busy doing something else… or giving attention to another cat. That is unacceptable, and I will intervene immediately.)<br/><br/>I enjoy the company of other cats and can vibe with friendly dogs. Humans, however… are a work in progress. I am currently training them to understand my likes, dislikes, and overall superiority. Progress is slow, but I remain hopeful. If you are patient, respectful, and willing to be gently managed by a small, opinionated creature, I may allow you the honor of being my human.<br/><br/>Apply within.<br/><br/>I’ll be on the couch.<br/><br/>In Soldotna. Call 907 953-0333

Hello, my name is Sammie, and I am currently accepting applications for a human who meets my very high standards… I am royalty after all! 👑

Let’s get a few things straight: I am not a lap cat, I am a couch warmer. I will sit near you, judge you, and graciously allow you to exist in my presence. Please do not attempt to pick me up. That is a bold and incorrect decision. Also, do not pet me without permission. I will let you know when it’s time. (Hint: it will usually be when you are busy doing something else… or giving attention to another cat. That is unacceptable, and I will intervene immediately.)

I enjoy the company of other cats and can vibe with friendly dogs. Humans, however… are a work in progress. I am currently training them to understand my likes, dislikes, and overall superiority. Progress is slow, but I remain hopeful. If you are patient, respectful, and willing to be gently managed by a small, opinionated creature, I may allow you the honor of being my human.

Apply within.

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Hello, my name is Sammie, and I am currently accepting applications for a human who meets my very high standards… I am royalty after all! 👑

Let’s get a few things straight: I am not a lap cat, I am a couch warmer. I will sit near you, judge you, and graciously allow you to exist in my presence. Please do not attempt to pick me up. That is a bold and incorrect decision. Also, do not pet me without permission. I will let you know when it’s time. (Hint: it will usually be when you are busy doing something else… or giving attention to another cat. That is unacceptable, and I will intervene immediately.)

I enjoy the company of other cats and can vibe with friendly dogs. Humans, however… are a work in progress. I am currently training them to understand my likes, dislikes, and overall superiority. Progress is slow, but I remain hopeful. If you are patient, respectful, and willing to be gently managed by a small, opinionated creature, I may allow you the honor of being my human.

Apply within.

I’ll be on the couch.

In Soldotna. Call 907 953-0333