Robertson

Meet Adorable Robertson — a tiny tuxedo gentleman with baby cow markings, enormous ears, and absolutely zero understanding of personal space.<br/><br/>Robertson is what experts in the field call a “Stage 5 Clinger.” If you sit down, he’s in your lap. If you walk away, he’s trotting behind you like your tiny emotional support intern. If you close the bathroom door? He will file a formal complaint immediately.<br/><br/>This little velcro kitten lives for:<br/><br/>* being held like a baby<br/>* climbing directly onto your shoulders uninvited<br/>* aggressive purring directly into your face<br/>* following humans room to room<br/><br/>Robertson is ridiculously affectionate and has the kind of sweet personality that makes visitors immediately say, “Oh no… I’m attached.” He’s silly, playful, cuddly, and fully convinced that his life’s purpose is to be touching a human at all times.<br/><br/>He also has the face of a tiny Victorian orphan asking for one more snack. Nobody in this rescue has been emotionally strong enough to deny him anything.<br/><br/>Warning: Robertson may cause:<br/><br/>* loss of productivity<br/>* constant lap occupation<br/>* an inability to pee alone<br/>* emotional manipulation via tiny squeaks<br/>* spontaneous baby talk<br/><br/>If you’re looking for an affectionate little shadow who treats cuddling like a full-time career, Robertson is prepared to make you his entire personality. 😸<br/><br/>Robertson comes with the following treatments that have been completed:<br/>-Neuter<br/>-Microchip<br/>-1 year subscription paid for on the microchip <br/>-Fvrcp vaccine (#1 of 2)<br/>-Felv vaccine (#1 of 2)<br/>-Praziquantel dewormer 1 and 2<br/>-Pyrantel dewormer 1 and 2<br/>-Vectra flea control (good for 30 days)<br/>-Fecal exam x 2 (both negative)<br/>-Fiv/Felv blood test (Negative)<br/>-Nail trim<br/>-Bath<br/>-Is Crate trained<br/>-Litter trained<br/>-Pen trained<br/><br/>He will go home with the following:<br/>-1 free exam coupon at Best Care Animal Hospital.<br/>-A folder with vaccine certificates and all medical history.<br/>-Favorite toys<br/>-Baby blanket <br/>-A Small sample bag of Kitten food that he has been fed since his arrival.<br/><br/>The adoption fee is $375.<br/>Feel free to ask us anything.<br/><br/>Warmly,<br/>Love and care Kitten Adoption

Meet Adorable Robertson — a tiny tuxedo gentleman with baby cow markings, enormous ears, and absolutely zero understanding of personal space.

Robertson is what experts in the field call a “Stage 5 Clinger.” If you sit down, he’s in your lap. If you walk away, he’s trotting behind you like your tiny emotional support intern. If you close the bathroom door? He will file a formal complaint immediately.

This little velcro kitten lives for:

* being held like a baby
* climbing directly onto your shoulders uninvited
* aggressive purring directly into your face
* following humans room to room

Robertson is ridiculously affectionate and has the kind of sweet personality that makes visitors immediately say, “Oh no… I’m attached.” He’s silly, playful, cuddly, and fully convinced that his life’s purpose is to be touching a human at all times.

He also has the face of a tiny Victorian orphan asking for one more snack. Nobody in this rescue has been emotionally strong enough to deny h

Meet Adorable Robertson — a tiny tuxedo gentleman with baby cow markings, enormous ears, and absolutely zero understanding of personal space.

Robertson is what experts in the field call a “Stage 5 Clinger.” If you sit down, he’s in your lap. If you walk away, he’s trotting behind you like your tiny emotional support intern. If you close the bathroom door? He will file a formal complaint immediately.

This little velcro kitten lives for:

* being held like a baby
* climbing directly onto your shoulders uninvited
* aggressive purring directly into your face
* following humans room to room

Robertson is ridiculously affectionate and has the kind of sweet personality that makes visitors immediately say, “Oh no… I’m attached.” He’s silly, playful, cuddly, and fully convinced that his life’s purpose is to be touching a human at all times.

He also has the face of a tiny Victorian orphan asking for one more snack. Nobody in this rescue has been emotionally strong enough to deny him anything.

Warning: Robertson may cause:

* loss of productivity
* constant lap occupation
* an inability to pee alone
* emotional manipulation via tiny squeaks
* spontaneous baby talk

If you’re looking for an affectionate little shadow who treats cuddling like a full-time career, Robertson is prepared to make you his entire personality. 😸

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