Poppi

I'm Poppi, and I treat every room like it's a stage and every human like they're here to learn my cues. My main rule: you can pet me whenever I allow it, which is surprisingly often if your hands are competent and your energy is respectful. I'll stroll up like we're old friends, lean my whole forehead into you like a signature, and purr with the conviction of someone who knows she's the best thing that happened to your day. Also, if you're doing something important, I will be present for quality control.<br/><br/>But don't confuse affection with availability. I'm independent, as Queens should be. I arrive, I receive my compliments and scratches, and I leave mid-sentence because I remembered I'm busy. I'm curious about every cabinet, every crinkle, every mysterious sound in the next dimension, and I'll do a little drive-by boop on your ankle just to remind you I'm monitoring your performance. Pet me like you mean it, and I'll keep the whole house properly enchanted.

I'm Poppi, and I treat every room like it's a stage and every human like they're here to learn my cues. My main rule: you can pet me whenever I allow it, which is surprisingly often if your hands are competent and your energy is respectful. I'll stroll up like we're old friends, lean my whole forehead into you like a signature, and purr with the conviction of someone who knows she's the best thing that happened to your day. Also, if you're doing something important, I will be present for quality control.

But don't confuse affection with availability. I'm independent, as Queens should be. I arrive, I receive my compliments and scratches, and I leave mid-sentence because I remembered I'm busy. I'm curious about every cabinet, every crinkle, every mysterious sound in the next dimension, and I'll do a little drive-by boop on your ankle just to remind you I'm monitoring your performance. Pet me like you mean it, and I'll keep the whole house properly enchanted.

I'm Poppi, and I treat every room like it's a stage and every human like they're here to learn my cues. My main rule: you can pet me whenever I allow it, which is surprisingly often if your hands are competent and your energy is respectful. I'll stroll up like we're old friends, lean my whole forehead into you like a signature, and purr with the conviction of someone who knows she's the best thing that happened to your day. Also, if you're doing something important, I will be present for quality control.

But don't confuse affection with availability. I'm independent, as Queens should be. I arrive, I receive my compliments and scratches, and I leave mid-sentence because I remembered I'm busy. I'm curious about every cabinet, every crinkle, every mysterious sound in the next dimension, and I'll do a little drive-by boop on your ankle just to remind you I'm monitoring your performance. Pet me like you mean it, and I'll keep the whole house properly enchanted.