Philosophy

I'm Philosophy, and my current position is this: before one enters the room, one must first consider the room. Is the room safe? Is the blanket real? If a toy rolls past me and I merely watch it, have I played? The humans are still learning my arguments, because I deliver most of them through thoughtful pauses and very serious blinking.<br/><br/>I am not undecided. I am simply considering all possible versions of myself before choosing one in public. Today I may be a quiet scholar near the edge of the action; tomorrow I may publish a groundbreaking paper titled "The Treat Exists, Therefore I Approach." Until then, I will remain here, making the room answer my questions.

I'm Philosophy, and my current position is this: before one enters the room, one must first consider the room. Is the room safe? Is the blanket real? If a toy rolls past me and I merely watch it, have I played? The humans are still learning my arguments, because I deliver most of them through thoughtful pauses and very serious blinking.

I am not undecided. I am simply considering all possible versions of myself before choosing one in public. Today I may be a quiet scholar near the edge of the action; tomorrow I may publish a groundbreaking paper titled "The Treat Exists, Therefore I Approach." Until then, I will remain here, making the room answer my questions.

I'm Philosophy, and my current position is this: before one enters the room, one must first consider the room. Is the room safe? Is the blanket real? If a toy rolls past me and I merely watch it, have I played? The humans are still learning my arguments, because I deliver most of them through thoughtful pauses and very serious blinking.

I am not undecided. I am simply considering all possible versions of myself before choosing one in public. Today I may be a quiet scholar near the edge of the action; tomorrow I may publish a groundbreaking paper titled "The Treat Exists, Therefore I Approach." Until then, I will remain here, making the room answer my questions.