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PEPPA: FORMER TINY DRAGON, CURRENT PROFESSIONAL PURR MACHINE<br/><br/>Hello peasants,<br/><br/>My name is Peppa, and yes... I was a little spicy when I first arrived. Listen, being a tiny 12-week-old kitten in a strange place is stressful. Naturally, I chose violence. Tiny violence. With dramatic ear flattening for emphasis.<br/><br/>But then something terrible happened...<br/><br/>I discovered - pets<br/><br/>And honestly? I may have overreacted.<br/><br/>Now when you pick me up and tell me I’m pretty, I turn into a tiny purring marshmallow. I still like to act tough at first sometimes — gotta protect my reputation — but the second you start loving on me, I completely forget I was pretending to be scary. It’s embarrassing really.<br/><br/>Current hobbies include:<br/><br/>* Purring aggressively<br/><br/>* Accepting forehead kisses<br/><br/>* Acting offended when you stop petting me<br/><br/>* Looking suspicious for 3 seconds before melting into affection<br/><br/>* Being adorable against my will<br/><br/>The humans have already had me spayed, and I’m current on vaccines. I’ll also be microchipped before going home with you, which sounds very official and important. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40, which is honestly a steal for this level of personality.<br/><br/>So if you’re looking for a kitten with a little sass, a lot of sweetness, and the emotional range of a soap opera actress, I am accepting applications for full-time worshippers immediately.<br/><br/>If you’d like to meet me, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment!

PEPPA: FORMER TINY DRAGON, CURRENT PROFESSIONAL PURR MACHINE

Hello peasants,

My name is Peppa, and yes... I was a little spicy when I first arrived. Listen, being a tiny 12-week-old kitten in a strange place is stressful. Naturally, I chose violence. Tiny violence. With dramatic ear flattening for emphasis.

But then something terrible happened...

I discovered - pets

And honestly? I may have overreacted.

Now when you pick me up and tell me I’m pretty, I turn into a tiny purring marshmallow. I still like to act tough at first sometimes — gotta protect my reputation — but the second you start loving on me, I completely forget I was pretending to be scary. It’s embarrassing really.

Current hobbies include:

* Purring aggressively

* Accepting forehead kisses

* Acting offended when you stop petting me

* Looking suspicious for 3 seconds before melting into affection

* Being adorable against my will

The humans have alr

PEPPA: FORMER TINY DRAGON, CURRENT PROFESSIONAL PURR MACHINE

Hello peasants,

My name is Peppa, and yes... I was a little spicy when I first arrived. Listen, being a tiny 12-week-old kitten in a strange place is stressful. Naturally, I chose violence. Tiny violence. With dramatic ear flattening for emphasis.

But then something terrible happened...

I discovered - pets

And honestly? I may have overreacted.

Now when you pick me up and tell me I’m pretty, I turn into a tiny purring marshmallow. I still like to act tough at first sometimes — gotta protect my reputation — but the second you start loving on me, I completely forget I was pretending to be scary. It’s embarrassing really.

Current hobbies include:

* Purring aggressively

* Accepting forehead kisses

* Acting offended when you stop petting me

* Looking suspicious for 3 seconds before melting into affection

* Being adorable against my will

The humans have already had me spayed, and I’m current on vaccines. I’ll also be microchipped before going home with you, which sounds very official and important. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40, which is honestly a steal for this level of personality.

So if you’re looking for a kitten with a little sass, a lot of sweetness, and the emotional range of a soap opera actress, I am accepti