Patricia

Public Service Announcement Regarding Patricia!<br/><br/>Patricia has requested that we clear up some rumors.<br/><br/>Rumor #1: She is a delicate, sophisticated Siamese princess.<br/><br/>TRUE. When she wants to be <br/><br/><br/>Rumor #2: She enjoys being held, cuddled, and told how beautiful she is. <br/><br/>ALSO TRUE. When she wants to be. <br/><br/>Rumor #3: She occasionally launches herself across the room because she spotted a suspicious speck of dust. <br/><br/>ABSOLUTELY TRUE.<br/><br/>At approximately 13 weeks old, Patricia lives life at two speeds:<br/><br/> "Please hold me and tell me I'm pretty."<br/><br/>and<br/><br/> "SOMETHING IS MOVING. I MUST INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY."<br/><br/><br/>No one knows what goes on in Patricia's mind. Not Patricia. Not her foster. Not science.<br/><br/><br/>What we do know is she's hilarious, beautiful, affectionate, and guaranteed to keep you entertained. Whether she's snuggled beside you or battling invisible enemies in the hallway, Patricia is always the main character.<br/><br/>Patricia's credentials include: <br/> <br/>Spayed<br/><br/> Vaccinated<br/><br/> Dewormed<br/><br/> Flea Treated<br/><br/> Litter Trained<br/><br/><br/> Adoption donation: $50<br/><br/><br/>If your home is missing a tiny, fluffy source of love, laughter, and occasional unexplained parkour, Patricia may be exactly what you need.<br/><br/><br/> Apply to adopt: www.uaars.org/adopt

Public Service Announcement Regarding Patricia!

Patricia has requested that we clear up some rumors.

Rumor #1: She is a delicate, sophisticated Siamese princess.

TRUE. When she wants to be


Rumor #2: She enjoys being held, cuddled, and told how beautiful she is.

ALSO TRUE. When she wants to be.

Rumor #3: She occasionally launches herself across the room because she spotted a suspicious speck of dust.

ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

At approximately 13 weeks old, Patricia lives life at two speeds:

"Please hold me and tell me I'm pretty."

and

"SOMETHING IS MOVING. I MUST INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY."


No one knows what goes on in Patricia's mind. Not Patricia. Not her foster. Not science.


What we do know is she's hilarious, beautiful, affectionate, and guaranteed to keep you entertained. Whether she's snuggled beside you or battling invisible enemies in the hallway, Patricia is always the main character.

Public Service Announcement Regarding Patricia!

Patricia has requested that we clear up some rumors.

Rumor #1: She is a delicate, sophisticated Siamese princess.

TRUE. When she wants to be


Rumor #2: She enjoys being held, cuddled, and told how beautiful she is.

ALSO TRUE. When she wants to be.

Rumor #3: She occasionally launches herself across the room because she spotted a suspicious speck of dust.

ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

At approximately 13 weeks old, Patricia lives life at two speeds:

"Please hold me and tell me I'm pretty."

and

"SOMETHING IS MOVING. I MUST INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY."


No one knows what goes on in Patricia's mind. Not Patricia. Not her foster. Not science.


What we do know is she's hilarious, beautiful, affectionate, and guaranteed to keep you entertained. Whether she's snuggled beside you or battling invisible enemies in the hallway, Patricia is always the main character.

Patricia's credentials include:

Spayed

Vaccinated

Dewormed

Flea Treated

Litter Trained


Adoption donation: $50


If your home is missing a tiny, fluffy source of love, laughter, and occasional unexplained parkour, Patricia may be exactly what you need.


Apply to adopt: www.uaars.org/adopt