Mr. Ryder

Greetings, traveler.<br/><br/>My name is Mr. Ryder, and after approximately five years of careful observation, I have come to understand a few things about life:<br/>First: snacks are important.<br/>Second: naps are important.<br/>Third: one should never judge a cat by the sound of his meow.<br/><br/>You see, I have what some humans describe as an "angry voice." They hear me speak and assume I am about to deliver terrible news. In reality, I am usually announcing that my food bowl is only 97% full or reminding everyone that I deserve attention. My voice may sound grumpy, but my intentions are generally quite noble.<br/><br/>I enjoy companionship, affection, and being involved in whatever important business you happen to be conducting. I can be playful when the mood strikes, but I am generally a laid-back gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life: a comfortable bed, a full stomach, and a human willing to admire me.<br/><br/>You may notice that I am a substantial fellow, weighing in at about 15 pounds. I prefer to think of this not as being "big," but as having a commanding presence. You may also notice my crinkly ear, which adds character and distinction. Every wise old soul should have at least one interesting feature.<br/><br/>Now, I will be honest. I am not perfect. Occasionally I become grumpy. Nail trims and eye wiping are among humanity's more questionable inventions. However, rather than causing trouble, I generally express my concerns vocally and attempt to remove myself from the situation. I believe this demonstrates remarkable emotional maturity.<br/><br/>So if you are searching for a cat who has learned that first impressions aren't always accurate, who loves food, enjoys affection, and has many thoughtful observations to share, I encourage you to come meet me.<br/><br/>Naturally, a gentleman of my stature does not manage his own correspondence. If you would like to arrange an audience, please send an email to randi@spokanimal.org, and my staff will see that the necessary introductions are made.<br/><br/>Listen beyond my grumbly voice, and you may discover your new best friend.<br/><br/>- Mr. Ryder

Greetings, traveler.

My name is Mr. Ryder, and after approximately five years of careful observation, I have come to understand a few things about life:
First: snacks are important.
Second: naps are important.
Third: one should never judge a cat by the sound of his meow.

You see, I have what some humans describe as an "angry voice." They hear me speak and assume I am about to deliver terrible news. In reality, I am usually announcing that my food bowl is only 97% full or reminding everyone that I deserve attention. My voice may sound grumpy, but my intentions are generally quite noble.

I enjoy companionship, affection, and being involved in whatever important business you happen to be conducting. I can be playful when the mood strikes, but I am generally a laid-back gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life: a comfortable bed, a full stomach, and a human willing to admire me.

You may notice that I am a substantial fellow, weighing in at about 15 pounds. I prefer to thi

Greetings, traveler.

My name is Mr. Ryder, and after approximately five years of careful observation, I have come to understand a few things about life:
First: snacks are important.
Second: naps are important.
Third: one should never judge a cat by the sound of his meow.

You see, I have what some humans describe as an "angry voice." They hear me speak and assume I am about to deliver terrible news. In reality, I am usually announcing that my food bowl is only 97% full or reminding everyone that I deserve attention. My voice may sound grumpy, but my intentions are generally quite noble.

I enjoy companionship, affection, and being involved in whatever important business you happen to be conducting. I can be playful when the mood strikes, but I am generally a laid-back gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life: a comfortable bed, a full stomach, and a human willing to admire me.

You may notice that I am a substantial fellow, weighing in at about 15 pounds. I prefer to think of this not as being "big," but as having a commanding presence. You may also notice my crinkly ear, which adds character and distinction. Every wise old soul should have at least one interesting feature.

Now, I will be honest. I am not perfect. Occasionally I become grumpy. Nail trims and eye wiping are among humanity's more questionable inventions. However, rather than causing troubl