Mr. Bigglesworth

ADOPT ME: MR. BIGGLESWORTH<br/>3-Year-Old Neutered Male Gray Sphynx | Professional Heat-Seeker | Part-Time Alien, Full-Time Cat<br/>Foster Location: Clinton Twp, MI<br/><br/>Greetings, future servant.<br/><br/>My name is Mr. Bigglesworth, and while I may look like a retired wizard, a tiny hippopotamus, or a suspiciously judgmental baked potato, I am, in fact, a distinguished 3-year-old gray Sphynx gentleman in search of my forever kingdom.<br/><br/>My story is a bit mysterious. I was found wandering outside as a stray (yes, outside—an absolutely unacceptable situation for a creature who believes temperatures below 75°F are a personal attack). Despite efforts to find my family, no one came forward to claim me. Their loss. Your opportunity.<br/><br/>What I Bring to the Table<br/><br/><br/> Neutered and ready to settle down<br/> Velvety-soft skin that feels like a warm peach<br/> Endless entertainment with my dramatic facial expressions<br/> Expert-level lap occupation skills<br/> Will follow you everywhere, including the bathroom (privacy is a myth)<br/><br/><br/>My Hobbies<br/><br/><br/> Stealing blankets<br/> Sitting directly on the warm laundry you just folded<br/> Judging your life choices from atop the highest available perch<br/> Turning myself into a heated scarf around your neck<br/> Pretending I haven't been fed in approximately 17 years<br/><br/><br/>** Important Fine Print **<br/><br/>I am seeking a home with an EXPERIENCED Sphynx owner. While I am undeniably handsome, Sphynx cats are not "easy-care" cats. We require:<br/><br/><br/> Regular skin cleaning and baths<br/> Ear cleaning<br/> Nail maintenance<br/> A warm indoor environment<br/> Sun and temperature protection<br/> A human who understands that "hairless" does not mean "maintenance-free"<br/><br/><br/>In other words, I need someone who knows that being this fabulous requires effort.<br/><br/>My Ideal Home<br/><br/>A household where:<br/><br/><br/> Blankets are plentiful<br/> Warm laps are available on demand<br/> Someone appreciates my unique looks instead of asking if I'm cold every five minutes<br/> My special grooming needs are understood and embraced<br/><br/><br/>If you've been searching for a cat with the personality of a clingy best friend, the confidence of a movie star, and the appearance of an enchanted raisin, I may be your perfect match.<br/><br/>Adopt Mr. Bigglesworth today.<br/>Because every home deserves a tiny, naked supervisor. <br/><br/>Mr Bigglesworth is:<br/>Current on Feline Distemper and Rabies<br/>FeLV/FIV Tested: Negative<br/>Fecal tested<br/>Receiving Flea Prevention<br/>Microchipped<br/>Neutered<br/><br/>ADOPTION FEE: $500<br/><br/>IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS PET, PLEASE COMPLETE THE APPROPRIATE APPLICATION FOUND ON OUR WEBSITE HTTP://FUREVERTAILS.COM. Unfortunately, at this time we are not currently adopting outside of the state of MI. We process applications ONLY - there is no guarantee that you will get a response to an inquiry.<br/><br/>Many of the animals in our foster program come to us with limited or unknown histories. We make every effort to evaluate each animal's temperament and behavior, including testing their interactions with other dogs, cats, and children (defined as individuals under the age of 18, when available). However, every animal is unique—just as every child and household environment is different.<br/><br/>While we strive to set both our foster animals and adoptive families up for success through thorough assessments and transparent communication, **we cannot guarantee any specific behavioral outcome**. Animals can be unpredictable by nature, and behavior may change in new environments or over time. By proceeding with adoption or foster placement, applicants acknowledge and accept this inherent risk and agree that no guarantees, either expressed or implied, are made regarding the temperament or behavior of any animal placed through our program.<br/><br/>FUREVER TAILS IS A NON-PROFIT, NO-KILL, FOSTER HOME BASED ANIMAL RESCUE BASED OUT OF OAKLAND TOWNSHIP, MI. OUR FOSTER ANIMALS ARE LIVING IN FOSTER HOMES AND TREATED LIKE FAMILY UNTIL THEY FIND THEIR OWN FUREVER FAMILIES. OUR ADOPTION PROECESS REQUIRES AN APPLICATION TO BE COMPLETED AND APPROVED BEFORE A MEET-N-GREET WITH THE ANIMAL CAN TAKE PLACE. ADOPTION FEES ARE NECESSARY TO HELP US COVER VETTING COSTS FOR OUR RESCUED ANIMALS.

ADOPT ME: MR. BIGGLESWORTH
3-Year-Old Neutered Male Gray Sphynx | Professional Heat-Seeker | Part-Time Alien, Full-Time Cat
Foster Location: Clinton Twp, MI

Greetings, future servant.

My name is Mr. Bigglesworth, and while I may look like a retired wizard, a tiny hippopotamus, or a suspiciously judgmental baked potato, I am, in fact, a distinguished 3-year-old gray Sphynx gentleman in search of my forever kingdom.

My story is a bit mysterious. I was found wandering outside as a stray (yes, outside—an absolutely unacceptable situation for a creature who believes temperatures below 75°F are a personal attack). Despite efforts to find my family, no one came forward to claim me. Their loss. Your opportunity.

What I Bring to the Table


Neutered and ready to settle down
Velvety-soft skin that feels like a warm peach
Endless entertainment with my dramatic facial expressions
Expert-level lap occupation skills
Will follow you everywhere, including the bathr

ADOPT ME: MR. BIGGLESWORTH
3-Year-Old Neutered Male Gray Sphynx | Professional Heat-Seeker | Part-Time Alien, Full-Time Cat
Foster Location: Clinton Twp, MI

Greetings, future servant.

My name is Mr. Bigglesworth, and while I may look like a retired wizard, a tiny hippopotamus, or a suspiciously judgmental baked potato, I am, in fact, a distinguished 3-year-old gray Sphynx gentleman in search of my forever kingdom.

My story is a bit mysterious. I was found wandering outside as a stray (yes, outside—an absolutely unacceptable situation for a creature who believes temperatures below 75°F are a personal attack). Despite efforts to find my family, no one came forward to claim me. Their loss. Your opportunity.

What I Bring to the Table


Neutered and ready to settle down
Velvety-soft skin that feels like a warm peach
Endless entertainment with my dramatic facial expressions
Expert-level lap occupation skills
Will follow you everywhere, including the bathroom (privacy is a myth)


My Hobbies


Stealing blankets
Sitting directly on the warm laundry you just folded
Judging your life choices from atop the highest available perch
Turning myself into a heated scarf around your neck
Pretending I haven't been fed in approximately 17 years


** Important Fine Print **

I am seeking a home wit