Meatball

Meatball is not like other cats.<br/><br/>You thought you were cat savvy? Cute.<br/><br/>Meatball is a dog disguised as a cat who is secretly running an organized crime operation out of your living room. She is fat. She is sassy. She is deeply committed to being involved in whatever you are doing and then taking over to show you how to do it right.<br/><br/>Overstimulated? Never heard of her. Always stimulated.<br/><br/>Meatball doesn't need you to understand her. She needs you to respect the hierarchy, know how to use a feather wand toy, and for you to be okay with occasionally getting fluffed up if you cross the line. She has the confidence of someone who owns the building and the audacity of someone who definitely has a guy. She's basically a mob boss with whiskers and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise. She's not for everyone, and she's okay with that.<br/><br/>And no. Absolutely no kids.

Meatball is not like other cats.

You thought you were cat savvy? Cute.

Meatball is a dog disguised as a cat who is secretly running an organized crime operation out of your living room. She is fat. She is sassy. She is deeply committed to being involved in whatever you are doing and then taking over to show you how to do it right.

Overstimulated? Never heard of her. Always stimulated.

Meatball doesn't need you to understand her. She needs you to respect the hierarchy, know how to use a feather wand toy, and for you to be okay with occasionally getting fluffed up if you cross the line. She has the confidence of someone who owns the building and the audacity of someone who definitely has a guy. She's basically a mob boss with whiskers and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise. She's not for everyone, and she's okay with that.

And no. Absolutely no kids.

Meatball is not like other cats.

You thought you were cat savvy? Cute.

Meatball is a dog disguised as a cat who is secretly running an organized crime operation out of your living room. She is fat. She is sassy. She is deeply committed to being involved in whatever you are doing and then taking over to show you how to do it right.

Overstimulated? Never heard of her. Always stimulated.

Meatball doesn't need you to understand her. She needs you to respect the hierarchy, know how to use a feather wand toy, and for you to be okay with occasionally getting fluffed up if you cross the line. She has the confidence of someone who owns the building and the audacity of someone who definitely has a guy. She's basically a mob boss with whiskers and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise. She's not for everyone, and she's okay with that.

And no. Absolutely no kids.