Mateo

Wanted: Someone to Tell Mateo He's a Cat <br/><br/>Meet Mateo, a 6-month-old orange and white floof with a tail so magnificent it deserves its own zip code.<br/><br/>His resume includes:<br/><br/> Professional Mouse Toy Assassin<br/><br/> Notorious Pizza Thief (no slice is safe)<br/><br/> Unlicensed Inspector of Human Food<br/><br/> Fluent in "Chatter" (he doesn't meow like the other peasants)<br/><br/> Olympic-level Zoomies Champion<br/><br/> Certified Medium-Hair Fluffball<br/><br/>Mateo firmly believes that if you're eating, you're actually sharing. Sandwich? Ours. Chicken? Ours. Pizza? Definitely ours. Leave a slice unattended for three seconds and congratulations-you've just fed Mateo.<br/><br/>Instead of meowing, Mateo makes the cutest little chatters and chirps, as if he's narrating his own adventures. Between that, his giant fluffy tail, and his playful personality, he's impossible not to fall in love with.<br/><br/>If your home is missing a little chaos, a lot of laughs, and a fluffy food critic, pizza bandit, and toy mouse exterminator all rolled into one, Mateo is ready to apply for the position.<br/><br/>Come meet this hilarious little guy-you bring the toys... and maybe hide your pizza.

Wanted: Someone to Tell Mateo He's a Cat

Meet Mateo, a 6-month-old orange and white floof with a tail so magnificent it deserves its own zip code.

His resume includes:

Professional Mouse Toy Assassin

Notorious Pizza Thief (no slice is safe)

Unlicensed Inspector of Human Food

Fluent in "Chatter" (he doesn't meow like the other peasants)

Olympic-level Zoomies Champion

Certified Medium-Hair Fluffball

Mateo firmly believes that if you're eating, you're actually sharing. Sandwich? Ours. Chicken? Ours. Pizza? Definitely ours. Leave a slice unattended for three seconds and congratulations-you've just fed Mateo.

Instead of meowing, Mateo makes the cutest little chatters and chirps, as if he's narrating his own adventures. Between that, his giant fluffy tail, and his playful personality, he's impossible not to fall in love with.

If your home is missing a little chaos, a lot of laughs, and a fluffy food critic, pizza bandit, and t

Wanted: Someone to Tell Mateo He's a Cat

Meet Mateo, a 6-month-old orange and white floof with a tail so magnificent it deserves its own zip code.

His resume includes:

Professional Mouse Toy Assassin

Notorious Pizza Thief (no slice is safe)

Unlicensed Inspector of Human Food

Fluent in "Chatter" (he doesn't meow like the other peasants)

Olympic-level Zoomies Champion

Certified Medium-Hair Fluffball

Mateo firmly believes that if you're eating, you're actually sharing. Sandwich? Ours. Chicken? Ours. Pizza? Definitely ours. Leave a slice unattended for three seconds and congratulations-you've just fed Mateo.

Instead of meowing, Mateo makes the cutest little chatters and chirps, as if he's narrating his own adventures. Between that, his giant fluffy tail, and his playful personality, he's impossible not to fall in love with.

If your home is missing a little chaos, a lot of laughs, and a fluffy food critic, pizza bandit, and toy mouse exterminator all rolled into one, Mateo is ready to apply for the position.

Come meet this hilarious little guy-you bring the toys... and maybe hide your pizza.