Lu

Meet our newest barn cat employee, Lu! She is a highly experienced security specialist with a documented history of workplace incidents. She takes rodent patrol very seriously and human interactions as a direct threat to national security.<br/>This rugged little lady is seeking a barn, shop, warehouse, or property where she can live her best semi-feral life judging everyone from a safe distance. She is independent, low-maintenance, and deeply committed to enforcing personal boundaries with her teeth. <br/>Has she bitten 7 people unprovoked? Allegedly.<br/>Will she bite an eighth? Statistics suggest yes. <br/>She is not looking for cuddles, couch naps, or "earning her trust." She's looking for food, shelter, and the freedom to patrol your property like a tiny furry war criminal. In return, she'll keep rodents on notice and provide an unmatched level of emotional suspense. <br/><br/>Best suited for barns, shops, warehouses, or anyone needing elite rodent control. NOT A HOUSE CAT.

Meet our newest barn cat employee, Lu! She is a highly experienced security specialist with a documented history of workplace incidents. She takes rodent patrol very seriously and human interactions as a direct threat to national security.
This rugged little lady is seeking a barn, shop, warehouse, or property where she can live her best semi-feral life judging everyone from a safe distance. She is independent, low-maintenance, and deeply committed to enforcing personal boundaries with her teeth.
Has she bitten 7 people unprovoked? Allegedly.
Will she bite an eighth? Statistics suggest yes.
She is not looking for cuddles, couch naps, or "earning her trust." She's looking for food, shelter, and the freedom to patrol your property like a tiny furry war criminal. In return, she'll keep rodents on notice and provide an unmatched level of emotional suspense.

Best suited for barns, shops, warehouses, or anyone needing elite rodent control. NOT A HOUSE CAT.

Meet our newest barn cat employee, Lu! She is a highly experienced security specialist with a documented history of workplace incidents. She takes rodent patrol very seriously and human interactions as a direct threat to national security.
This rugged little lady is seeking a barn, shop, warehouse, or property where she can live her best semi-feral life judging everyone from a safe distance. She is independent, low-maintenance, and deeply committed to enforcing personal boundaries with her teeth.
Has she bitten 7 people unprovoked? Allegedly.
Will she bite an eighth? Statistics suggest yes.
She is not looking for cuddles, couch naps, or "earning her trust." She's looking for food, shelter, and the freedom to patrol your property like a tiny furry war criminal. In return, she'll keep rodents on notice and provide an unmatched level of emotional suspense.

Best suited for barns, shops, warehouses, or anyone needing elite rodent control. NOT A HOUSE CAT.