Jackie Treehorn

Jackie Treehorn (DOB 6/15) is ready for immediate adoption! <br/><br/>Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. Sure, the original Jackie Treehorn was a wealthy Malibu pornographer with a sprawling mansion, questionable associates, and some very strong opinions about art. Our Jackie is a tiny calico girl. But don't let that distinction distract you from the fact that she, too, appears to be running an empire.<br/><br/>Small, scrappy, and extraordinarily confident, Jackie has already established herself as the boss of her siblings. She's first to the plate at mealtime and immediately spreads all four paws as wide as physically possible to secure her territory. The other kittens may technically have been invited to dinner, but Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man—and apparently she treats dinner plates like beachfront Malibu real estate.<br/><br/>Jackie is also a consummate networker. She needs to know everyone, everywhere, and everything that's happening.Whatever you're doing, she's involved. Whatever her siblings are doing, she's supervising. Whatever is happening on the other side of the room, she'll be there shortly.<br/>Preferably by climbing.<br/><br/>Jackie believes the best view of her empire is from above, so she will climb basically anything available to her. Cat trees, furniture, humans—it's all just infrastructure. And if you're standing nearby while she's decided she requires attention, she'll start by meowing. Ignore that request and she'll simply begin scaling your pants.<br/><br/>Jackie Treehorn doesn't believe in unanswered correspondence.<br/>Like her namesake, she also considers herself something of an artist. We can't promise she'll sketch anything memorable on a notepad, but give this girl five seconds alone with a blank piece of paper and we're reasonably confident she'll find a way to make it weird.<br/><br/>Jackie is bold, curious, social, hilariously bossy, and determined to be at the center of absolutely everything. She's looking for a home that appreciates a woman who knows what she wants—and understands that once Jackie Treehorn moves in, the house may still be in your name, but the operation belongs to her.<br/><br/>Jackie Treehorn is spayed and vaccinated. She tested negative for FIV/FeLV. She also has a pre-registered microchip.

Jackie Treehorn (DOB 6/15) is ready for immediate adoption!

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. Sure, the original Jackie Treehorn was a wealthy Malibu pornographer with a sprawling mansion, questionable associates, and some very strong opinions about art. Our Jackie is a tiny calico girl. But don't let that distinction distract you from the fact that she, too, appears to be running an empire.

Small, scrappy, and extraordinarily confident, Jackie has already established herself as the boss of her siblings. She's first to the plate at mealtime and immediately spreads all four paws as wide as physically possible to secure her territory. The other kittens may technically have been invited to dinner, but Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man—and apparently she treats dinner plates like beachfront Malibu real estate.

Jackie is also a consummate networker. She needs to know everyone, everywhere, and everything that's happening.Whatever you're doing, she's involved. Whatever her s

Jackie Treehorn (DOB 6/15) is ready for immediate adoption!

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. Sure, the original Jackie Treehorn was a wealthy Malibu pornographer with a sprawling mansion, questionable associates, and some very strong opinions about art. Our Jackie is a tiny calico girl. But don't let that distinction distract you from the fact that she, too, appears to be running an empire.

Small, scrappy, and extraordinarily confident, Jackie has already established herself as the boss of her siblings. She's first to the plate at mealtime and immediately spreads all four paws as wide as physically possible to secure her territory. The other kittens may technically have been invited to dinner, but Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man—and apparently she treats dinner plates like beachfront Malibu real estate.

Jackie is also a consummate networker. She needs to know everyone, everywhere, and everything that's happening.Whatever you're doing, she's involved. Whatever her siblings are doing, she's supervising. Whatever is happening on the other side of the room, she'll be there shortly.
Preferably by climbing.

Jackie believes the best view of her empire is from above, so she will climb basically anything available to her. Cat trees, furniture, humans—it's all just infrastructure. And if you're standing nearby while she's decided she requires attention,