HERMES

Yo, I’m Hermes.<br/><br/>Yeah, like the messenger—but I don’t walk, I zoom. Blink and I’m already on the other side of the room, parkouring off your furniture like it’s a skate park built just for me. I’m lean, fast, and always in motion—basically a string bean with rocket fuel. <br/><br/>If I were human? Total skater boy. I’d be grinding rails, missing curfew, and somehow still charming everyone I meet. Same energy here. I’ve got that chaotic, go-go-go vibe, but it comes with a big soft center. I’m not just here to shred—I’m here to love. <br/><br/>I’m the kind of guy who will sprint laps around the house and then immediately crash into your arms like, “hey...missed you.” Personal space? Never heard of it. If you’re sitting, I’m climbing you. If you’re standing, I’m weaving through your legs. If you’re existing at all, I’m involved.<br/><br/>I don’t do chill. I do full send affection. Headbutts, purrs, dramatic flops—everything is 100%. Life is short, zoomies are eternal, and love should be loud.<br/><br/> So if you’re ready for a high-speed, high-affection lifestyle with a skinny little chaos goober who thinks you’re his whole world...<br/>grab your helmet. I’m Hermes. Hermes has GI Lymphoma/IBD and takes a twice daily steriod to help his symptoms. In his foster home: He has been doing amazing. Immediately cuddly and SO social! He is quick to love, and will fall asleep in your lap if given the opportunity. He has been enjoying looking at birds, but mainly sleeping, cuddling, and relaxing. More importantly, he has been eating SO much! I would be surprised if he doesn’t have some weight gain, he is doing such a good job taking his meds and keeping a ravenous appetite.

Yo, I’m Hermes.

Yeah, like the messenger—but I don’t walk, I zoom. Blink and I’m already on the other side of the room, parkouring off your furniture like it’s a skate park built just for me. I’m lean, fast, and always in motion—basically a string bean with rocket fuel.

If I were human? Total skater boy. I’d be grinding rails, missing curfew, and somehow still charming everyone I meet. Same energy here. I’ve got that chaotic, go-go-go vibe, but it comes with a big soft center. I’m not just here to shred—I’m here to love.

I’m the kind of guy who will sprint laps around the house and then immediately crash into your arms like, “hey...missed you.” Personal space? Never heard of it. If you’re sitting, I’m climbing you. If you’re standing, I’m weaving through your legs. If you’re existing at all, I’m involved.

I don’t do chill. I do full send affection. Headbutts, purrs, dramatic flops—everything is 100%. Life is short, zoomies are eternal, and love should be loud.

So if you’re rea

Yo, I’m Hermes.

Yeah, like the messenger—but I don’t walk, I zoom. Blink and I’m already on the other side of the room, parkouring off your furniture like it’s a skate park built just for me. I’m lean, fast, and always in motion—basically a string bean with rocket fuel.

If I were human? Total skater boy. I’d be grinding rails, missing curfew, and somehow still charming everyone I meet. Same energy here. I’ve got that chaotic, go-go-go vibe, but it comes with a big soft center. I’m not just here to shred—I’m here to love.

I’m the kind of guy who will sprint laps around the house and then immediately crash into your arms like, “hey...missed you.” Personal space? Never heard of it. If you’re sitting, I’m climbing you. If you’re standing, I’m weaving through your legs. If you’re existing at all, I’m involved.

I don’t do chill. I do full send affection. Headbutts, purrs, dramatic flops—everything is 100%. Life is short, zoomies are eternal, and love should be loud.

So if you’re ready for a high-speed, high-affection lifestyle with a skinny little chaos goober who thinks you’re his whole world...
grab your helmet. I’m Hermes. Hermes has GI Lymphoma/IBD and takes a twice daily steriod to help his symptoms. In his foster home: He has been doing amazing. Immediately cuddly and SO social! He is quick to love, and will fall asleep in your lap if given the opportunity. He ha