Handsome Squidward (m) & Fiona (f)

Meet Handsome Squidward & Fiona: a bonded, slightly unhinged, very affectionate two-cat operation.<br/><br/>Their origin story involves porch rescue, a brief stint living inside a wall, and eventually… love. Not so much a rom-com as a “we survived this nonsense together and now we are emotionally fused.”<br/><br/>Handsome Squidward is a large, orange, fluffy gent with the build of a footstool and the personality of a well-meaning supervisor who is always two steps behind but extremely involved. He’ll follow you around, offer soft honks and merps, and gently herd you toward the kitchen as if you’ve forgotten about snacks. He’s a “buddy cat” through and through. Likes pets, likes brushing.<br/>He also brings a bit of chaotic energy. He plays hard, occasionally needs to be reminded that not every moment is wrestling, and has been known to leave behind little victory tufts of fur. He’s working on his manners. <br/><br/>Fiona, on the other hand, is the heart. A stunning tabby with glossy, marbled fur. A devoted lap cat who also happens to have very strong boundaries. She loves being held, will happily settle in for long cuddle sessions, and is deeply invested in whatever you’re doing at all times. <br/>But Fiona comes with a clear demand: she does not do other cats. Not “maybe someday.” Not “with slow introductions.” No. The answer is no, unless that cat is Handsome Squidward. He's her emotional support himbo. He is her safe place, her face-licking therapist, her steady friend when the world feels suspicious.<br/><br/>These two are a package deal in the truest sense. They play together, nap together, occasionally commit minor crimes together (including a shared habit of attention-nipping that they are… aware of… and working on).<br/><br/>Their ideal home is a quiet, low-traffic household with experienced, cat-savvy humans who understand that love sometimes looks like a lap cat and a snack manager. No kids, no other pets, and preferably someone home often enough to appreciate their ongoing commentary and supervision.<br/><br/>This is not a beginner pair. This is a “you get it or you don’t” pair.<br/>But if you do get it? You’re getting an amazing little duo who will fill your home with personality, companionship, and the occasional gentle ankle (or thigh) reminder that you should probably get up and get them a treat.<br/><br/>Handsome Squidward DOB: 8/11/22<br/>Fiona DOB: 11/15/21<br/><br/>All cats are altered, microchipped, dewormed and given age appropriate vaccinations. <br/><br/><br/>PLEASE NOTE: We do not have a physical shelter, therefore all our cats reside in foster homes. We do require a completed application prior to setting up a Meet & Greet in a foster home. Complete an application today! https://www.urbancats.org/adopt<br/><br/>Si necesitas ayuda en Español, por favor contáctenos a info@urbancats.org.<br/><br/>If cats are listed, consider them available. Please do not email or call us asking if they are still available. Visit our website www.urbancats.org/process for additional information about our organization, adoption policies and adoption fees.

Meet Handsome Squidward & Fiona: a bonded, slightly unhinged, very affectionate two-cat operation.

Their origin story involves porch rescue, a brief stint living inside a wall, and eventually… love. Not so much a rom-com as a “we survived this nonsense together and now we are emotionally fused.”

Handsome Squidward is a large, orange, fluffy gent with the build of a footstool and the personality of a well-meaning supervisor who is always two steps behind but extremely involved. He’ll follow you around, offer soft honks and merps, and gently herd you toward the kitchen as if you’ve forgotten about snacks. He’s a “buddy cat” through and through. Likes pets, likes brushing.
He also brings a bit of chaotic energy. He plays hard, occasionally needs to be reminded that not every moment is wrestling, and has been known to leave behind little victory tufts of fur. He’s working on his manners.

Fiona, on the other hand, is the heart. A stunning tabby with glossy, marbled fur. A devoted lap cat who also h

Meet Handsome Squidward & Fiona: a bonded, slightly unhinged, very affectionate two-cat operation.

Their origin story involves porch rescue, a brief stint living inside a wall, and eventually… love. Not so much a rom-com as a “we survived this nonsense together and now we are emotionally fused.”

Handsome Squidward is a large, orange, fluffy gent with the build of a footstool and the personality of a well-meaning supervisor who is always two steps behind but extremely involved. He’ll follow you around, offer soft honks and merps, and gently herd you toward the kitchen as if you’ve forgotten about snacks. He’s a “buddy cat” through and through. Likes pets, likes brushing.
He also brings a bit of chaotic energy. He plays hard, occasionally needs to be reminded that not every moment is wrestling, and has been known to leave behind little victory tufts of fur. He’s working on his manners.

Fiona, on the other hand, is the heart. A stunning tabby with glossy, marbled fur. A devoted lap cat who also happens to have very strong boundaries. She loves being held, will happily settle in for long cuddle sessions, and is deeply invested in whatever you’re doing at all times.
But Fiona comes with a clear demand: she does not do other cats. Not “maybe someday.” Not “with slow introductions.” No. The answer is no, unless that cat is Handsome Squidward. He's her emotional support himbo. He is her s