Hailey

Warning: May Launch Without NoticeHi. Yeah, you. The one who just walked into my house like you weren't warned. The name's Hailey. I'm 7yrs old, professionally unhinged & yes, I heard you before you even touched theIf you're wondering about the sneezing... mind your business. My sinuses took a hit when I was a kitten - feline herpes, long story, I survived. It's super common in cats! See the note below for more info. Just know that it's not a big deal. I sneeze like it's part of my personality. Adds drama. Same with the cloudy eye.It's not a weakness, it's character. Depth. Mystery. Before you ask, no, it doesn't slow me down. You'll figure that out in about 3 seconds. Here's how this goes: you take 2 steps inside, maybe say "oh what a cute..." & then BAM. I'm airborne. 10ft? Easy.I don't approach people, I launch Full commitment. No hesitation. You came here? Congrats. You're mine now.I don't do strangers. I do new friends I haven't climbed yet.If you think you're going to pet another cat while I'm in the room? That's adorable. Go ahead. Try it. I'll be there in half a second, inserting myself like the main character I am. Love is a limited resource & I will be taking my share. & theirs.& yours. I other anyone willing to exist in my orbit. Let's make this happen because you & I both know that I'm meant to be a part of your world!Note for those who are thinking, "Oooh, she sounds like the perfect except she has feline herpes." Well, did you know that up to 90% of us are exposed & most become lifelong carriers, but only a small % ever show symptoms. That means the you have right now could have herpes or be a carrier & you don't even realize it! It's NOT contagious to humans or (cats only club). <br/><br/><br/><br/>We might have occasional sneezing or mild flare-ups, especially w stress. It's common, manageable & has 0 impact on my being happy, playful, or loving.

Warning: May Launch Without NoticeHi. Yeah, you. The one who just walked into my house like you weren't warned. The name's Hailey. I'm 7yrs old, professionally unhinged & yes, I heard you before you even touched theIf you're wondering about the sneezing... mind your business. My sinuses took a hit when I was a kitten - feline herpes, long story, I survived. It's super common in cats! See the note below for more info. Just know that it's not a big deal. I sneeze like it's part of my personality. Adds drama. Same with the cloudy eye.It's not a weakness, it's character. Depth. Mystery. Before you ask, no, it doesn't slow me down. You'll figure that out in about 3 seconds. Here's how this goes: you take 2 steps inside, maybe say "oh what a cute..." & then BAM. I'm airborne. 10ft? Easy.I don't approach people, I launch Full commitment. No hesitation. You came here? Congrats. You're mine now.I don't do strangers. I do new friends I haven't climbed yet.If you think you're going to pet another cat while I'm in the room? That's adora

Warning: May Launch Without NoticeHi. Yeah, you. The one who just walked into my house like you weren't warned. The name's Hailey. I'm 7yrs old, professionally unhinged & yes, I heard you before you even touched theIf you're wondering about the sneezing... mind your business. My sinuses took a hit when I was a kitten - feline herpes, long story, I survived. It's super common in cats! See the note below for more info. Just know that it's not a big deal. I sneeze like it's part of my personality. Adds drama. Same with the cloudy eye.It's not a weakness, it's character. Depth. Mystery. Before you ask, no, it doesn't slow me down. You'll figure that out in about 3 seconds. Here's how this goes: you take 2 steps inside, maybe say "oh what a cute..." & then BAM. I'm airborne. 10ft? Easy.I don't approach people, I launch Full commitment. No hesitation. You came here? Congrats. You're mine now.I don't do strangers. I do new friends I haven't climbed yet.If you think you're going to pet another cat while I'm in the room? That's adorable. Go ahead. Try it. I'll be there in half a second, inserting myself like the main character I am. Love is a limited resource & I will be taking my share. & theirs.& yours. I other anyone willing to exist in my orbit. Let's make this happen because you & I both know that I'm meant to be a part of your world!Note for those who are thinking, "Oooh, she sounds like the perfect except she has