Goosey

So this is Goose (aka Goosey, aka Your Loudest Complaint Department Manager).<br/>Goose is a 10-year-old long-haired diva cat who has officially had it. With everything. At all times.<br/>Shelter life? Not for him.<br/>Other animals? Absolutely not.<br/>Noise? Just No.<br/>Vibes? Disrespectful.<br/>Goose is neutered, vaccinated, and fully committed to being mad.<br/>His hobbies include:<br/> slapping his feline neighbors<br/> Telling kids to stay off his lawn (even if there is no lawn???)<br/> Complaining about litterbox conditions and management<br/> teetering between amazingly sassy to sweet as sugar<br/>And yet... he is undeniably handsome. He is fabulous. He is giving retired old man who writes strongly worded letters.<br/>Goose would thrive in a quiet, adult-only home where his opinions are respected and his personal space is honored at all times. Hes not here to be everyones cat.<br/>Hes here to be one person's domestic monarch.<br/>If youve ever wanted to be judged lovingly by a fluffy senior... Goose is ready.

So this is Goose (aka Goosey, aka Your Loudest Complaint Department Manager).
Goose is a 10-year-old long-haired diva cat who has officially had it. With everything. At all times.
Shelter life? Not for him.
Other animals? Absolutely not.
Noise? Just No.
Vibes? Disrespectful.
Goose is neutered, vaccinated, and fully committed to being mad.
His hobbies include:
slapping his feline neighbors
Telling kids to stay off his lawn (even if there is no lawn???)
Complaining about litterbox conditions and management
teetering between amazingly sassy to sweet as sugar
And yet... he is undeniably handsome. He is fabulous. He is giving retired old man who writes strongly worded letters.
Goose would thrive in a quiet, adult-only home where his opinions are respected and his personal space is honored at all times. Hes not here to be everyones cat.
Hes here to be one person's domestic monarch.
If youve ever wanted to be judged lovingly by a fluffy senior... Goose is ready.

So this is Goose (aka Goosey, aka Your Loudest Complaint Department Manager).
Goose is a 10-year-old long-haired diva cat who has officially had it. With everything. At all times.
Shelter life? Not for him.
Other animals? Absolutely not.
Noise? Just No.
Vibes? Disrespectful.
Goose is neutered, vaccinated, and fully committed to being mad.
His hobbies include:
slapping his feline neighbors
Telling kids to stay off his lawn (even if there is no lawn???)
Complaining about litterbox conditions and management
teetering between amazingly sassy to sweet as sugar
And yet... he is undeniably handsome. He is fabulous. He is giving retired old man who writes strongly worded letters.
Goose would thrive in a quiet, adult-only home where his opinions are respected and his personal space is honored at all times. Hes not here to be everyones cat.
Hes here to be one person's domestic monarch.
If youve ever wanted to be judged lovingly by a fluffy senior... Goose is ready.