Edgar

Excuse me… quick question.<br/><br/>What are you people waiting for?<br/><br/>I mean really… I’ve done everything on my end.<br/><br/>I’ve posed dramatically in the window like a mysterious model.<br/>I’ve perfected the adorable hammock pose.<br/>I’ve shown off my handsome face.<br/>I’ve demonstrated my professional cuddling abilities.<br/>I even put my little kickstand leg on display because apparently people think it’s cute.<br/><br/>And yet… still no adopter.<br/><br/>Let’s review my resume, shall we?<br/><br/>✔ Name: Edgar<br/>✔ Age: About 1.5 years old<br/>✔ Special Feature: Titanium knee (yes, I am partially bionic, you’re welcome)<br/>✔ Battle History: Hit by a car as a kitten… survived like the warrior I am<br/>✔ Current Status: Extremely handsome, very sweet, and accepting applications for my forever human<br/><br/>Yes, I have a little limp.<br/>Yes, my leg sticks out like a tiny kickstand when I sit.<br/><br/>But honestly? It just adds character. And makes me extra adorable.<br/><br/>What I’m really looking for is simple:<br/><br/>A comfy window.<br/>A warm lap.<br/>And someone who appreciates a very resilient, very lovable, slightly sarcastic cat.<br/><br/>So again… I ask…<br/><br/>What are you people waiting for? <br/><br/>— Edgar<br/>(Titanium knee. Titanium spirit. Mildly offended I’m still available.) 😼

Excuse me… quick question.

What are you people waiting for?

I mean really… I’ve done everything on my end.

I’ve posed dramatically in the window like a mysterious model.
I’ve perfected the adorable hammock pose.
I’ve shown off my handsome face.
I’ve demonstrated my professional cuddling abilities.
I even put my little kickstand leg on display because apparently people think it’s cute.

And yet… still no adopter.

Let’s review my resume, shall we?

✔ Name: Edgar
✔ Age: About 1.5 years old
✔ Special Feature: Titanium knee (yes, I am partially bionic, you’re welcome)
✔ Battle History: Hit by a car as a kitten… survived like the warrior I am
✔ Current Status: Extremely handsome, very sweet, and accepting applications for my forever human

Yes, I have a little limp.
Yes, my leg sticks out like a tiny kickstand when I sit.

But honestly? It just adds character. And makes me extra adorable.

What I’m really looking for is

Excuse me… quick question.

What are you people waiting for?

I mean really… I’ve done everything on my end.

I’ve posed dramatically in the window like a mysterious model.
I’ve perfected the adorable hammock pose.
I’ve shown off my handsome face.
I’ve demonstrated my professional cuddling abilities.
I even put my little kickstand leg on display because apparently people think it’s cute.

And yet… still no adopter.

Let’s review my resume, shall we?

✔ Name: Edgar
✔ Age: About 1.5 years old
✔ Special Feature: Titanium knee (yes, I am partially bionic, you’re welcome)
✔ Battle History: Hit by a car as a kitten… survived like the warrior I am
✔ Current Status: Extremely handsome, very sweet, and accepting applications for my forever human

Yes, I have a little limp.
Yes, my leg sticks out like a tiny kickstand when I sit.

But honestly? It just adds character. And makes me extra adorable.

What I’m really looking for is simple:

A comfy window.
A warm lap.
And someone who appreciates a very resilient, very lovable, slightly sarcastic cat.

So again… I ask…

What are you people waiting for?

— Edgar
(Titanium knee. Titanium spirit. Mildly offended I’m still available.) 😼