Eagles: Witchy Woman

, worth the drive<br/><br/>RBF is my default, not my personality. Thanks to the rescue for the name. I would've picked “Heartache Tonight” but “Witchy Woman” charted higher.<br/><br/>Stats:<br/><br/>Adult <br/><br/>Mama to a litter of Eagles greatest hits <br/><br/>“Average” light brown tabby, the M on my forehead gives my pedigree away <br/><br/>Swipe odds: The algorithm hates me<br/><br/>About me:<br/><br/>I'm the elegant, polite lady who raised my kids to be smash hits. I always let them take center stage first — I'm patient like that. Now it's my turn, and I want all the love you've got.<br/><br/>I've been perfecting my sound in foster care. No drama. Just loyalty. Ok, some drama... I will judge your coworkers. I will photobomb your selfies. I will also wear my tabby coat like couture and sleep on your chest like I'm headlining Madison Square Garden. Because I am.<br/><br/>Looking for:<br/><br/>A human who knows the M on my forehead stands for Mama, Music, and Mine if you want me. Must love naps. Must hate drama.<br/><br/>Dealbreakers:<br/><br/>If you want “cute and perky,” get a kitten. If you want “elegant, polite, and already perfected my setlist,” we should talk.<br/><br/>Swipe right if: You know RBF means “Really Beautiful Friend.”<br/><br/>Swipe left if: You think “tabby” is basic. I'm classic rock.<br/><br/>I'm not hard to love. I'm just waiting for my solo debut.<br/><br/>No opening acts needed. Just you.<br/><br/> "Woo hoo, witchy woman She got the moon in her eyes" <br/><br/>You can see more pictures and videos of our fosters on our facebook page: Sophia L'Orange Kitten Rescue<br/><br/>All of our adoptable animals are cared for and assessed in foster homes (we do not have a shelter), up to date on age appropriate vaccinations and have been spayed or neutered and tested for FeLV/FIV, before they are adopted. They have had de-worming medication as a standard of care and Flea/Tick/Ear Mite preventive treatment. Medical records will be released with the adopted pet.

, worth the drive

RBF is my default, not my personality. Thanks to the rescue for the name. I would've picked “Heartache Tonight” but “Witchy Woman” charted higher.

Stats:

Adult

Mama to a litter of Eagles greatest hits

“Average” light brown tabby, the M on my forehead gives my pedigree away

Swipe odds: The algorithm hates me

About me:

I'm the elegant, polite lady who raised my kids to be smash hits. I always let them take center stage first — I'm patient like that. Now it's my turn, and I want all the love you've got.

I've been perfecting my sound in foster care. No drama. Just loyalty. Ok, some drama... I will judge your coworkers. I will photobomb your selfies. I will also wear my tabby coat like couture and sleep on your chest like I'm headlining Madison Square Garden. Because I am.

Looking for:

A human who knows the M on my forehead stands for Mama, Music, and Mine if you want me. Must love naps. Must hate drama.

, worth the drive

RBF is my default, not my personality. Thanks to the rescue for the name. I would've picked “Heartache Tonight” but “Witchy Woman” charted higher.

Stats:

Adult

Mama to a litter of Eagles greatest hits

“Average” light brown tabby, the M on my forehead gives my pedigree away

Swipe odds: The algorithm hates me

About me:

I'm the elegant, polite lady who raised my kids to be smash hits. I always let them take center stage first — I'm patient like that. Now it's my turn, and I want all the love you've got.

I've been perfecting my sound in foster care. No drama. Just loyalty. Ok, some drama... I will judge your coworkers. I will photobomb your selfies. I will also wear my tabby coat like couture and sleep on your chest like I'm headlining Madison Square Garden. Because I am.

Looking for:

A human who knows the M on my forehead stands for Mama, Music, and Mine if you want me. Must love naps. Must hate drama.

Dealbreakers:

If you want “cute and perky,” get a kitten. If you want “elegant, polite, and already perfected my setlist,” we should talk.

Swipe right if: You know RBF means “Really Beautiful Friend.”

Swipe left if: You think “tabby” is basic. I'm classic rock.

I'm not hard to love. I'm just waiting for my solo debut.

No opening acts needed. Just you.