Diamond

Meet Diamond - The One-Eyed Beard Inspector. <br/><br/>Diamond has a confession to make.<br/><br/>She has a type.<br/><br/>And apparently...<br/><br/>it's facial hair.<br/><br/>We're not talking a little five o'clock shadow either.<br/><br/>We're talking full lumberjack. Mountain man. "I brew my own IPA" levels of beard.<br/><br/>The moment Diamond spots one, all dignity goes right out the window.<br/><br/>She'll climb directly onto your chest.<br/><br/>Place one tiny paw on each shoulder like she's giving you the world's smallest hug...<br/><br/>and proceed to bury her face into your beard for as long as you'll let her.<br/><br/>She doesn't sniff it.<br/><br/>She doesn't investigate it.<br/><br/>She becomes one with it.<br/><br/>If beards had Yelp reviews, Diamond would have written every five-star rating.<br/><br/>No beard?<br/><br/>Don't panic.<br/><br/>She'll happily settle for a nice scruffy face, a cozy lap, or anyone willing to hand out affection. Women, clean-shaven men, kids-she loves people.<br/><br/>But if you happen to have a beard...<br/><br/>Congratulations.<br/><br/>You've been selected.<br/><br/>The best part?<br/><br/>Three months ago, none of us would have believed this was the same cat.<br/><br/>Diamond arrived after losing an eye. She was scared, hurting, and understandably protective of herself. She'd growl if you approached her while eating and wasn't quite sure the world could be trusted.<br/><br/>Fast forward to today...<br/><br/>She's healthy.<br/><br/>She's happy.<br/><br/>She's confident.<br/><br/>She greets people with her signature permanent wink and enough affection to make up for lost time.<br/><br/>That missing eye?<br/><br/>It's no longer part of her story.<br/><br/>It's part of her charm.<br/><br/>Diamond is two years old, spayed, microchipped, up to date on all her vaccines, and officially accepting applications for her Forever Beard... er... Forever Family.<br/><br/>Whether you've got a magnificent beard, designer stubble, or a completely smooth face...<br/><br/>Diamond promises to love you.<br/><br/>But if you hear a tiny voice whispering,<br/><br/>"Grow it out..."<br/><br/>...that was probably her.

Meet Diamond - The One-Eyed Beard Inspector.

Diamond has a confession to make.

She has a type.

And apparently...

it's facial hair.

We're not talking a little five o'clock shadow either.

We're talking full lumberjack. Mountain man. "I brew my own IPA" levels of beard.

The moment Diamond spots one, all dignity goes right out the window.

She'll climb directly onto your chest.

Place one tiny paw on each shoulder like she's giving you the world's smallest hug...

and proceed to bury her face into your beard for as long as you'll let her.

She doesn't sniff it.

She doesn't investigate it.

She becomes one with it.

If beards had Yelp reviews, Diamond would have written every five-star rating.

No beard?

Don't panic.

She'll happily settle for a nice scruffy face, a cozy lap, or anyone willing to hand out affection. Women, clean-shaven men, kids-she loves people.

But if you hap

Meet Diamond - The One-Eyed Beard Inspector.

Diamond has a confession to make.

She has a type.

And apparently...

it's facial hair.

We're not talking a little five o'clock shadow either.

We're talking full lumberjack. Mountain man. "I brew my own IPA" levels of beard.

The moment Diamond spots one, all dignity goes right out the window.

She'll climb directly onto your chest.

Place one tiny paw on each shoulder like she's giving you the world's smallest hug...

and proceed to bury her face into your beard for as long as you'll let her.

She doesn't sniff it.

She doesn't investigate it.

She becomes one with it.

If beards had Yelp reviews, Diamond would have written every five-star rating.

No beard?

Don't panic.

She'll happily settle for a nice scruffy face, a cozy lap, or anyone willing to hand out affection. Women, clean-shaven men, kids-she loves people.

But if you happen to have a beard...

Congratulations.

You've been selected.

The best part?

Three months ago, none of us would have believed this was the same cat.

Diamond arrived after losing an eye. She was scared, hurting, and understandably protective of herself. She'd growl if you approached her while eating and wasn't quite sure the world could be trusted.
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