Derpy

Meet Derpy: Professional Goofball & Full-Time Heart Thief<br/><br/>If you’re looking for a perfectly polished, dignified feline… keep scrolling.<br/><br/>If you’re looking for a five-month-old white and brown tabby whose brain occasionally buffers mid-thought and whose hobbies include dramatic zoomies, sideways hops at invisible enemies, and falling off things he meant to land on… congratulations. You’ve found Derpy!!!<br/>Derpy is 100% sweet and approximately 147% kitten nonsense.<br/>He wakes up every day and chooses chaos — but like… adorable chaos. He will:<br/> • Chase his own tail like it personally offended him<br/> • Attempt Olympic-level jumps with mildly questionable outcomes<br/> • Stare at you with that “Did I do that?” face<br/> • Then immediately climb into your lap for snuggles<br/>Because here’s the thing — behind the goofy grin and occasional crossed-eye moment is a very loving boy. Derpy is affectionate, people-oriented, and happiest when he’s involved in whatever you’re doing (whether you invited him or not).<br/>He’s the kind of kitten who turns your house into a sitcom. There will be laughter. There will be mild confusion. There will absolutely be late-night zoomies.<br/>But there will also be:<br/> • Loud purrs<br/> • Head boops<br/> • Warm cuddles<br/><br/>At six months old, Derpy is still full of playful kitten energy, but he’s also at that wonderful age where his personality is shining bright — and it’s shining in pure, lovable goofball mode. Derby tested negative for FIV/FELV and has been vaccinated, neutered and microchipped. He is litter box trained. His adoption fee is $50. <br/><br/>If your home is missing a little laughter, a little silliness, and a whole lot of love… Derpy is ready to derp his way right into your heart. 💛🐾 Click on the link below to complete an adoption application <br/><br/>Noah's Hope Animal Rescue <br/>Adoption application link<br/>https://form.jotform.com/50308432400137

Meet Derpy: Professional Goofball & Full-Time Heart Thief

If you’re looking for a perfectly polished, dignified feline… keep scrolling.

If you’re looking for a five-month-old white and brown tabby whose brain occasionally buffers mid-thought and whose hobbies include dramatic zoomies, sideways hops at invisible enemies, and falling off things he meant to land on… congratulations. You’ve found Derpy!!!
Derpy is 100% sweet and approximately 147% kitten nonsense.
He wakes up every day and chooses chaos — but like… adorable chaos. He will:
• Chase his own tail like it personally offended him
• Attempt Olympic-level jumps with mildly questionable outcomes
• Stare at you with that “Did I do that?” face
• Then immediately climb into your lap for snuggles
Because here’s the thing — behind the goofy grin and occasional crossed-eye moment is a very loving boy. Derpy is affectionate, people-oriented, and happiest when he’s involved in whatever you’re doing (whether you invited him or no

Meet Derpy: Professional Goofball & Full-Time Heart Thief

If you’re looking for a perfectly polished, dignified feline… keep scrolling.

If you’re looking for a five-month-old white and brown tabby whose brain occasionally buffers mid-thought and whose hobbies include dramatic zoomies, sideways hops at invisible enemies, and falling off things he meant to land on… congratulations. You’ve found Derpy!!!
Derpy is 100% sweet and approximately 147% kitten nonsense.
He wakes up every day and chooses chaos — but like… adorable chaos. He will:
• Chase his own tail like it personally offended him
• Attempt Olympic-level jumps with mildly questionable outcomes
• Stare at you with that “Did I do that?” face
• Then immediately climb into your lap for snuggles
Because here’s the thing — behind the goofy grin and occasional crossed-eye moment is a very loving boy. Derpy is affectionate, people-oriented, and happiest when he’s involved in whatever you’re doing (whether you invited him or not).
He’s the kind of kitten who turns your house into a sitcom. There will be laughter. There will be mild confusion. There will absolutely be late-night zoomies.
But there will also be:
• Loud purrs
• Head boops
• Warm cuddles

At six months old, Derpy is still full of playful kitten energy, but he’s also at that wonderful age where his personality is shining bright