Coriolanus

Hi. I'm Coriolanus Snow.<br/><br/>Yes, I know the name sounds intimidating. No, I have absolutely zero interest in world domination.<br/><br/>Unless we're talking about your shoulder.<br/><br/>That belongs to me now.<br/><br/>I'm what scientists refer to as "a little dude who absolutely has to know what you're doing at all times." Cooking? I'm supervising. Folding laundry? Quality control. Trying to go to the bathroom alone? That's a weird choice, but I'll allow it... after I inspect the situation.<br/><br/>If there's a high place in your house, I'll find it.<br/><br/>If there's a higher place (like your shoulder), I'll find that too.<br/><br/>I'm ridiculously social. I like people. I like kids. I like dogs. I like cats. Honestly, if someone broke into the house, I'd probably follow them around asking if they wanted to play with a spring toy.<br/><br/>I've been handled since I was tiny, so I grew up believing humans are wonderful. I fully intend to continue living under that assumption.<br/><br/>Speaking of wonderful... I do have a brother, Sejanus.<br/><br/>He's the extrovert who thinks every stranger is just a friend who hasn't pet him yet. Together we're basically a buddy comedy. We wrestle. We chase springs. We climb things we probably shouldn't. We make life a lot more entertaining.<br/><br/>Would we love to stay together? Absolutely.<br/><br/>Do we have to? Nope.<br/><br/>We're confident enough to make new friends wherever we go, even if that's in separate homes.<br/><br/>Here's what I'm offering:<br/><br/> Professional shoulder decoration.<br/> Constant companionship.<br/> Someone to narrate your life with adorable little chirps.<br/> Judgment-free emotional support.<br/> Excellent litter box manners (because some of us have standards).<br/><br/>The rescue already took care of the boring grown-up stuff—I'm neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, and ready to move in.<br/><br/>All I need now...<br/><br/>...is someone who's been missing a tiny tuxedo-shaped shadow and just doesn't know it yet.<br/><br/>If you've made it this far, maybe it's you.<br/><br/>Come meet me.<br/><br/>I promise to pretend I wasn't waiting by the door the whole time.

Hi. I'm Coriolanus Snow.

Yes, I know the name sounds intimidating. No, I have absolutely zero interest in world domination.

Unless we're talking about your shoulder.

That belongs to me now.

I'm what scientists refer to as "a little dude who absolutely has to know what you're doing at all times." Cooking? I'm supervising. Folding laundry? Quality control. Trying to go to the bathroom alone? That's a weird choice, but I'll allow it... after I inspect the situation.

If there's a high place in your house, I'll find it.

If there's a higher place (like your shoulder), I'll find that too.

I'm ridiculously social. I like people. I like kids. I like dogs. I like cats. Honestly, if someone broke into the house, I'd probably follow them around asking if they wanted to play with a spring toy.

I've been handled since I was tiny, so I grew up believing humans are wonderful. I fully intend to continue living under that assumption.

Speaking of wonderful... I do

Hi. I'm Coriolanus Snow.

Yes, I know the name sounds intimidating. No, I have absolutely zero interest in world domination.

Unless we're talking about your shoulder.

That belongs to me now.

I'm what scientists refer to as "a little dude who absolutely has to know what you're doing at all times." Cooking? I'm supervising. Folding laundry? Quality control. Trying to go to the bathroom alone? That's a weird choice, but I'll allow it... after I inspect the situation.

If there's a high place in your house, I'll find it.

If there's a higher place (like your shoulder), I'll find that too.

I'm ridiculously social. I like people. I like kids. I like dogs. I like cats. Honestly, if someone broke into the house, I'd probably follow them around asking if they wanted to play with a spring toy.

I've been handled since I was tiny, so I grew up believing humans are wonderful. I fully intend to continue living under that assumption.

Speaking of wonderful... I do have a brother, Sejanus.

He's the extrovert who thinks every stranger is just a friend who hasn't pet him yet. Together we're basically a buddy comedy. We wrestle. We chase springs. We climb things we probably shouldn't. We make life a lot more entertaining.

Would we love to stay together? Absolutely.

Do we have to? Nope.

We're confident enough to make new frie