Clementine

Hello, future servant. I’m Clementine.<br/><br/>Before we begin, I would like to address the rumors.<br/><br/>Yes, I am fascinated by toes.<br/><br/>No, I don’t know why.<br/><br/>Yes, I have been told repeatedly that toes are not food.<br/><br/>No, I am not entirely convinced.<br/><br/>Now that we’ve cleared that up, let me tell you a little about myself.<br/><br/>Unlike some of my rescue friends, I never got the memo that humans were supposed to be scary. I was found living on the streets, but from the very beginning I decided people seemed perfectly acceptable. Why waste time being shy when there are laps to sit on, toys to chase, and attention to collect?<br/><br/>I am friendly, outgoing, and always ready to be involved in whatever you’re doing. Laundry? I’m helping. Watching television? I’m helping. Walking across the room? Excellent. I can help with that too.<br/><br/>I am also extremely athletic. Cat trees, toys, furniture, invisible things that only I can see... if it can be climbed, chased, pounced on, or launched from, I am fully qualified for the job.<br/><br/>But my greatest feature?<br/><br/>My purr.<br/><br/>I don’t mean to brag, but I possess what experts would describe as industrial-grade purring equipment. My purr has been known to fill entire rooms. It starts the moment someone pays attention to me and can continue for impressive lengths of time. Some have described it as soothing. Others have described it as sounding like a tiny motorcycle.<br/><br/>Both are correct.<br/><br/>What I’m looking for is a family that appreciates an affectionate, playful, slightly ridiculous orange and white kitten who approaches life with enthusiasm and absolutely no concern for personal boundaries.<br/><br/>I promise to fill your home with entertainment, affection, and the occasional investigation of your toes.<br/><br/>You’re welcome.<br/><br/>Love,<br/><br/>Clementine

Hello, future servant. I’m Clementine.

Before we begin, I would like to address the rumors.

Yes, I am fascinated by toes.

No, I don’t know why.

Yes, I have been told repeatedly that toes are not food.

No, I am not entirely convinced.

Now that we’ve cleared that up, let me tell you a little about myself.

Unlike some of my rescue friends, I never got the memo that humans were supposed to be scary. I was found living on the streets, but from the very beginning I decided people seemed perfectly acceptable. Why waste time being shy when there are laps to sit on, toys to chase, and attention to collect?

I am friendly, outgoing, and always ready to be involved in whatever you’re doing. Laundry? I’m helping. Watching television? I’m helping. Walking across the room? Excellent. I can help with that too.

I am also extremely athletic. Cat trees, toys, furniture, invisible things that only I can see... if it can be climbed, chased, pounced on, or launched f

Hello, future servant. I’m Clementine.

Before we begin, I would like to address the rumors.

Yes, I am fascinated by toes.

No, I don’t know why.

Yes, I have been told repeatedly that toes are not food.

No, I am not entirely convinced.

Now that we’ve cleared that up, let me tell you a little about myself.

Unlike some of my rescue friends, I never got the memo that humans were supposed to be scary. I was found living on the streets, but from the very beginning I decided people seemed perfectly acceptable. Why waste time being shy when there are laps to sit on, toys to chase, and attention to collect?

I am friendly, outgoing, and always ready to be involved in whatever you’re doing. Laundry? I’m helping. Watching television? I’m helping. Walking across the room? Excellent. I can help with that too.

I am also extremely athletic. Cat trees, toys, furniture, invisible things that only I can see... if it can be climbed, chased, pounced on, or launched from, I am fully qualified for the job.

But my greatest feature?

My purr.

I don’t mean to brag, but I possess what experts would describe as industrial-grade purring equipment. My purr has been known to fill entire rooms. It starts the moment someone pays attention to me and can continue for impressive lengths of time. Some have described it as soothing. Others have descr