Bruce

BRUCE HAS A PERSONAL SPACE PROBLEM. <br/><br/>And by “problem,” I mean he has decided personal space is a stupid concept invented by people who don't own cats. <br/><br/><br/><br/>Meet BRUCE! He’s 11 weeks old, ridiculously fluffy, and has a tail that looks like a dust mop that escaped from the cleaning closet. <br/><br/><br/><br/>Bruce’s daily schedule:<br/><br/><br/><br/>8:00 AM — Wake up<br/><br/>8:01 AM — Find human<br/><br/>8:02 AM — Climb human<br/><br/>8:03 AM — Lay on human<br/><br/>8:04 AM — Attempt to crawl directly into human's skin<br/><br/>8:05 AM — Purr<br/><br/>8:06 AM — DROOL EVERYWHERE <br/><br/>8:07 AM — Repeat until bedtime<br/><br/><br/><br/>This boy CRAVES attention. He doesn't want to be near you, he wants to be ON YOU. If you're sitting down, he will climb you.<br/><br/>If you're standing up, he'll figure out how to climb you. If you're lying down, congratulations! You've just become Bruce's mattress. <br/><br/><br/><br/>And when you love on him? That little face starts melting, the purr motor kicks in and the drool faucet turns ON. <br/><br/><br/><br/>He is basically a furry little stalker with a dust-mop tail and a drool problem. And honestly... we're obsessed with him. <br/><br/><br/><br/>If you think you can handle this level of clingy, fluffy chaos, Bruce is accepting applications for his forever human!<br/><br/><br/><br/> www.uaars.org/adopt

BRUCE HAS A PERSONAL SPACE PROBLEM.

And by “problem,” I mean he has decided personal space is a stupid concept invented by people who don't own cats.



Meet BRUCE! He’s 11 weeks old, ridiculously fluffy, and has a tail that looks like a dust mop that escaped from the cleaning closet.



Bruce’s daily schedule:



8:00 AM — Wake up

8:01 AM — Find human

8:02 AM — Climb human

8:03 AM — Lay on human

8:04 AM — Attempt to crawl directly into human's skin

8:05 AM — Purr

8:06 AM — DROOL EVERYWHERE

8:07 AM — Repeat until bedtime



This boy CRAVES attention. He doesn't want to be near you, he wants to be ON YOU. If you're sitting down, he will climb you.

If you're standing up, he'll figure out how to climb you. If you're lying down, congratulations! You've just become Bruce's mattress.



And when you love on him? That little face starts melting, the purr motor kicks i

BRUCE HAS A PERSONAL SPACE PROBLEM.

And by “problem,” I mean he has decided personal space is a stupid concept invented by people who don't own cats.



Meet BRUCE! He’s 11 weeks old, ridiculously fluffy, and has a tail that looks like a dust mop that escaped from the cleaning closet.



Bruce’s daily schedule:



8:00 AM — Wake up

8:01 AM — Find human

8:02 AM — Climb human

8:03 AM — Lay on human

8:04 AM — Attempt to crawl directly into human's skin

8:05 AM — Purr

8:06 AM — DROOL EVERYWHERE

8:07 AM — Repeat until bedtime



This boy CRAVES attention. He doesn't want to be near you, he wants to be ON YOU. If you're sitting down, he will climb you.

If you're standing up, he'll figure out how to climb you. If you're lying down, congratulations! You've just become Bruce's mattress.



And when you love on him? That little face starts melting, the purr motor kicks in and the drool faucet turns ON.



He is basically a furry little stalker with a dust-mop tail and a drool problem. And honestly... we're obsessed with him.



If you think you can handle this level of clingy, fluffy chaos, Bruce is accepting applications for his forever human!



www.uaars.org/adopt