Beetle

Meet Beetle: The Only Bug Youll Ever Want in Your Bed! <br/><br/>Age: 4 months old<br/>Coat: Sleek Black (Premium midnight stealth mode)<br/><br/>Special Skills: <br/>Infesting your personal space; buzzing (purring) at maximum volume.Hello, future fans! <br/><br/>My name is Beetle. Now, don't worry—I dont have antennae, I don't crawl on six legs, and I promise I won't fly into your hair. I am actually a magnificent, sleek mini-panther who just happens to share a name with a bug. Why? Because once I crawl into your life, I am going to attach myself to you forever!<br/><br/>The Beetle Pest Control Report:<br/><br/>The Velcro Parasite: I don't understand the concept of personal space. If you are sitting down, I will burrow under your chin. If you are sleeping, I will drape myself across your face like a fuzzy night mask. I am a professional cuddler, and I take my job very seriously.<br/><br/>Universal Symbiosis: I get along with literally every organism in the ecosystem.<br/><br/>Kids: Love them! They have great hands for petting and dropping snacks.<br/>Dogs: Big fans! I view them as giant, walking heated blankets.<br/>Cats: Excellent! I am always down for a feline wrestling match or a group nap.<br/><br/>Pure Sweetness: My heart is made of absolute mush. There isn't a mean bone in my body—just pure, unadulterated kitten love. <br/><br/>My Ideal Home: I am looking for a family that is ready to be completely infested with love, purrs, and non-stop affection. Because I am a social butterfly who loves everyone, I can fit seamlessly into almost any household dynamic. If you have an opening for a sweet, shiny little good luck charm, apply to bring me home today!<br/><br/>Location - foster home<br/><br/>Adoption fee - 125.00<br/><br/>-For an application to adopt this pet, please visit our website! www.heavenafterhellrescue.org <br/>-Keep an eye on your spam folder, as our emails sometimes end up there! <br/> <br/>Adoption includes:<br/> <br/>Spay or neuter<br/>FIV/FELV test<br/>Age appropriate vaccines<br/>Rabies (if old enough)<br/>Age appropriate wormer<br/>Flea Preventative<br/>Heartworm preventative<br/>Microchip w/registration<br/> <br/>We cannot hold animals more than 7 days after we approve an application, as we don't want them to miss out on a forever home.<br/>Adopters are required to come to us to meet the pets. We cannot ship or transport animals.

Meet Beetle: The Only Bug Youll Ever Want in Your Bed!

Age: 4 months old
Coat: Sleek Black (Premium midnight stealth mode)

Special Skills:
Infesting your personal space; buzzing (purring) at maximum volume.Hello, future fans!

My name is Beetle. Now, don't worry—I dont have antennae, I don't crawl on six legs, and I promise I won't fly into your hair. I am actually a magnificent, sleek mini-panther who just happens to share a name with a bug. Why? Because once I crawl into your life, I am going to attach myself to you forever!

The Beetle Pest Control Report:

The Velcro Parasite: I don't understand the concept of personal space. If you are sitting down, I will burrow under your chin. If you are sleeping, I will drape myself across your face like a fuzzy night mask. I am a professional cuddler, and I take my job very seriously.

Universal Symbiosis: I get along with literally every organism in the ecosystem.

Kids: Love them! They have great hands for petti

Meet Beetle: The Only Bug Youll Ever Want in Your Bed!

Age: 4 months old
Coat: Sleek Black (Premium midnight stealth mode)

Special Skills:
Infesting your personal space; buzzing (purring) at maximum volume.Hello, future fans!

My name is Beetle. Now, don't worry—I dont have antennae, I don't crawl on six legs, and I promise I won't fly into your hair. I am actually a magnificent, sleek mini-panther who just happens to share a name with a bug. Why? Because once I crawl into your life, I am going to attach myself to you forever!

The Beetle Pest Control Report:

The Velcro Parasite: I don't understand the concept of personal space. If you are sitting down, I will burrow under your chin. If you are sleeping, I will drape myself across your face like a fuzzy night mask. I am a professional cuddler, and I take my job very seriously.

Universal Symbiosis: I get along with literally every organism in the ecosystem.

Kids: Love them! They have great hands for petting and dropping snacks.
Dogs: Big fans! I view them as giant, walking heated blankets.
Cats: Excellent! I am always down for a feline wrestling match or a group nap.

Pure Sweetness: My heart is made of absolute mush. There isn't a mean bone in my body—just pure, unadulterated kitten love.

My Ideal Home: I am looking for a family that is ready to be completely infested wi