Smokey

?? SMOKEY – The Stealthy Shuffler with a Beak and Boundaries ??<br/>Timneh African Grey | Quietly Judging You Since Day One<br/><br/>About Me:<br/>Name’s Smokey. I’m a smooth, silent type — the kind of guy who won’t say much, but will absolutely boogie when the mood strikes. I don’t scream, I vibe. And while I may look like a dignified intellectual, I will 100% steal your cashews the moment you blink.<br/><br/>My Stats:<br/>? Loves to dance (rhythm questionable, enthusiasm unmatched)<br/>? Helps himself to treats like he pays rent (he does not)<br/>? Soft wood toys? Say less. I’ll shred ‘em like tax documents.<br/>? Will step up like a gentleman...<br/>? …but might nip when going back like the dramatic prince I am<br/>? Not a fan of petting. Keep your fingers to yourself, Susan.<br/><br/>What I’m Looking For:<br/>A snack dispenser with rhythm and realistic expectations. Must enjoy watching a bird dance like no one’s watching (even though everyone is), and accept that cuddling is for other species.<br/><br/>Turn-ons:<br/>? Soft shreddable wood<br/>? Background tunes I can sway to<br/>? Being admired from a respectful distance<br/>? Cashews, almonds, and whatever you’re trying to eat without sharing<br/><br/>Turn-offs:<br/>? Unsolicited scritches<br/>? Being asked to “say something” — I'm mysterious, not Alexa<br/>? Being rushed back to my cage like I don’t run the house<br/><br/>If you want a strong, silent type with moves, mystery, and mildly moody charm — Smokey is your grey Gatsby<br/><br/>If interested, first step is to fill out our online adoption application, www.ahelpingwing.org<br/>We’re are located in Blairstown, NJ<br/>Multiple visits required

?? SMOKEY – The Stealthy Shuffler with a Beak and Boundaries ??
Timneh African Grey | Quietly Judging You Since Day One

About Me:
Name’s Smokey. I’m a smooth, silent type — the kind of guy who won’t say much, but will absolutely boogie when the mood strikes. I don’t scream, I vibe. And while I may look like a dignified intellectual, I will 100% steal your cashews the moment you blink.

My Stats:
? Loves to dance (rhythm questionable, enthusiasm unmatched)
? Helps himself to treats like he pays rent (he does not)
? Soft wood toys? Say less. I’ll shred ‘em like tax documents.
? Will step up like a gentleman...
? …but might nip when going back like the dramatic prince I am
? Not a fan of petting. Keep your fingers to yourself, Susan.

What I’m Looking For:
A snack dispenser with rhythm and realistic expectations. Must enjoy watching a bird dance like no one’s watching (even though everyone is), and accept that cuddling is for other species.

Turn-ons:
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?? SMOKEY – The Stealthy Shuffler with a Beak and Boundaries ??
Timneh African Grey | Quietly Judging You Since Day One

About Me:
Name’s Smokey. I’m a smooth, silent type — the kind of guy who won’t say much, but will absolutely boogie when the mood strikes. I don’t scream, I vibe. And while I may look like a dignified intellectual, I will 100% steal your cashews the moment you blink.

My Stats:
? Loves to dance (rhythm questionable, enthusiasm unmatched)
? Helps himself to treats like he pays rent (he does not)
? Soft wood toys? Say less. I’ll shred ‘em like tax documents.
? Will step up like a gentleman...
? …but might nip when going back like the dramatic prince I am
? Not a fan of petting. Keep your fingers to yourself, Susan.

What I’m Looking For:
A snack dispenser with rhythm and realistic expectations. Must enjoy watching a bird dance like no one’s watching (even though everyone is), and accept that cuddling is for other species.

Turn-ons:
? Soft shreddable wood
? Background tunes I can sway to
? Being admired from a respectful distance
? Cashews, almonds, and whatever you’re trying to eat without sharing

Turn-offs:
? Unsolicited scritches
? Being asked to “say something” — I'm mysterious, not Alexa
? Being rushed back to my cage like I don’t run the house

If you want a strong, silent type with