Sasha

?? SASHA – Tiny, Screamy, and Supreme Ruler of Your Heart ??<br/>Nanday Conure | 100% Sass | 0% Apologies<br/><br/>BOLD. BEAUTIFUL. BARELY DOMESTICATED.<br/>Hi, I’m Sasha, your high-energy, high-drama, high-volume green rocket with strong opinions and zero chill. I’m small, loud, and emotionally complex – like a flying jalapeño with trust issues.<br/><br/>About Me:<br/>? Bold? Yes.<br/>? Demanding? Absolutely.<br/>? Hormonal? Only when breathing.<br/>? Loves YOU (and only you). Everyone else? Prepare to be screamed at or dive-bombed.<br/>? Will do anything for almond slivers. Don’t test me.<br/>? Plays with toys, but only after judging them first.<br/>? Flies like she owns the sky (because she does).<br/><br/>Warning:<br/>If you’re not my person, stand back and maybe wear protective gear. If you are my person, congrats — you’ll never pee alone again.<br/><br/>Looking for:<br/>A loyal servant with snacks, excellent toy rotation skills, and a strong resistance to guilt-tripping (you’ll still fail). Must be okay with clingy behavior, dramatic exits, and the occasional sneak attack on strangers.<br/><br/>Love Language:<br/>? Loud declarations of ownership<br/>?? Dive-bombing intruders<br/>? Snuggling like a needy feathered gremlin<br/>? Accepting treats with suspicious politeness<br/><br/>If you want a quiet bird, keep scrolling. If you want a flying chaos gremlin who loves fiercely, Sasha is your queen<br/><br/>First step is to fill out our online adoption application, www.ahelpingwing.org

?? SASHA – Tiny, Screamy, and Supreme Ruler of Your Heart ??
Nanday Conure | 100% Sass | 0% Apologies

BOLD. BEAUTIFUL. BARELY DOMESTICATED.
Hi, I’m Sasha, your high-energy, high-drama, high-volume green rocket with strong opinions and zero chill. I’m small, loud, and emotionally complex – like a flying jalapeño with trust issues.

About Me:
? Bold? Yes.
? Demanding? Absolutely.
? Hormonal? Only when breathing.
? Loves YOU (and only you). Everyone else? Prepare to be screamed at or dive-bombed.
? Will do anything for almond slivers. Don’t test me.
? Plays with toys, but only after judging them first.
? Flies like she owns the sky (because she does).

Warning:
If you’re not my person, stand back and maybe wear protective gear. If you are my person, congrats — you’ll never pee alone again.

Looking for:
A loyal servant with snacks, excellent toy rotation skills, and a strong resistance to guilt-tripping (you’ll still fail). Must be okay with clingy beh

?? SASHA – Tiny, Screamy, and Supreme Ruler of Your Heart ??
Nanday Conure | 100% Sass | 0% Apologies

BOLD. BEAUTIFUL. BARELY DOMESTICATED.
Hi, I’m Sasha, your high-energy, high-drama, high-volume green rocket with strong opinions and zero chill. I’m small, loud, and emotionally complex – like a flying jalapeño with trust issues.

About Me:
? Bold? Yes.
? Demanding? Absolutely.
? Hormonal? Only when breathing.
? Loves YOU (and only you). Everyone else? Prepare to be screamed at or dive-bombed.
? Will do anything for almond slivers. Don’t test me.
? Plays with toys, but only after judging them first.
? Flies like she owns the sky (because she does).

Warning:
If you’re not my person, stand back and maybe wear protective gear. If you are my person, congrats — you’ll never pee alone again.

Looking for:
A loyal servant with snacks, excellent toy rotation skills, and a strong resistance to guilt-tripping (you’ll still fail). Must be okay with clingy behavior, dramatic exits, and the occasional sneak attack on strangers.

Love Language:
? Loud declarations of ownership
?? Dive-bombing intruders
? Snuggling like a needy feathered gremlin
? Accepting treats with suspicious politeness

If you want a quiet bird, keep scrolling. If you want a flying chaos gremlin who loves fiercely, Sasha is your queen

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